Sir Fallsalot

My weekend started today as I’m off work, so got rid of some scrap cable first thing this morning then went to get some handrail and fittings for the front garden. Managed to talk the guy into giving me a good deal and then when putting the 6m lengths of tube on the roof rack of the van the first one rolled off in a gust of wind and landed on the guys car next to the van ffs which I’m now going to have to pay to get fixed for him. I’m now in a hotel room in Cardiff waiting for the wife to get back from shopping then we will be going out and hopefully having a good ending to a shit day

And that comment explains the TOTY nomination and may sway my vote from Buckster to you

Fucking yellow card a hitman should have been deployed from the first mange photo you far too lenient

That explains why I didn’t get nominated but I said we, so I’m wondering why you didn’t get nominated now

With comments like that I can see why you are in the TOTY poll

So that's why we didn't get nominated

I was thinking of this for @zzzak but he's probably the one who invented it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354956740977

So do you miss your old life on the canal or is that a distant memory now the environment certainly looks far better there

Looks like 4 to me

I am inseparable from them i like the tramp look LOL

I'm saying fuck all

I’m thinking a battery maintainer and somewhere to plug it in

So you were ok then

Tomorrow is my last day in work until 8th of January going to be spending a lot of time holding the sofa down and whatever else i fancy not doing cant wait

To be fair i think that's still away but what do i know

I didn't have to look on YouTube for the vid i just clicked on the link, as for the TV i find that odd because the wife always has the subtitles turned on and i'm forever getting annoyed turning them off because i cant read fast enough LOL they seem to be on everything

There is if you know where to look this might be the trouble with your TV viewing you need to turn the subtitles on Click what I've circled in red

It requires physical effort and of course there's some assembly so he's got no hope LOL

Thanks but no thanks we’re good

Was racking my brain for what to get @Marcel he seems to have everything and then it just came to me perfect

I think i'll get this for @busabeast

You'd be better off getting Clive a clone of himself so he can go out on the bike he already has without the wife wondering where he is

This is what she said Some of you are asking how it possible. Well, my motorbike went down, and when it was falling down, I put my foot on the ground and everything would be good, but… I didn’t let go the handlebar. One wrong move, I pulled the throttle and voila. They got her foot out by cutting her boot and some of the spokes on the wheel

Just seen this on the TET group page, it belongs to a woman riding the TET in Portugal she didn't say how she got it out but it was broken and and she was stuck like that for around 3 hours waiting for the emergency services including the air ambulance poor girl