Sir Fallsalot

Wouldn't matter if it was noisy he wouldn't hear it anyway.

i think they were far worse than men back then.

I thought i answered this earlier today but no i was bloody scared most of the women were 40+ and were crude as fuck, their mouths were like sewers and i hadn't heard or experienced anything like it before. In layman's terms they were female versions of Pete

For posting those pictures he's not a twat he's a bloody cunt i mean come on why

What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank.

At the innocent age of 16 i had to work at a place called Alexon House they used to make women's clothing there i think, it was full of women and the older ones were the worst all heckling me wolf whistling and grabbing my arse it was worse than what men on building sites done to women walking by i didn't know what to do or where to look LOL

Women used to be so easy to please LOL

Nope not dumping over spilling there's a difference and i think you will find Spain are doing the same but are better at keeping it out of the news. A lot of the sewage works are overwhelmed and unable to cope with the amount of crap going through them or they are totally worn out with no cash to spend to upgrade them in some cases due to greedy shareholders in privatised companies. In Wales they are working on upgrading the systems a bit at a time not fast enough i agree but no greedy shareholders to feed here and there's a lot of pressure on them to do it now. I was involved with the fitting of a new screen in a CSO just below Porth you know the one where i found your butt plug a couple of weeks ago been long overdue but they are working on the problems

When i bought my first CB1000 in 1995 motorcycle news gave it a really crap review saying it was boring and soulless because it just done everything for you but when i bought the second one about 20 years later i found a review from motorcycle news suggesting some of the best modern classics to buy it was in there and they gave it a real good review saying it was a really underrated bike i think the pricks really affected the sales of the bike in the UK when they were first introduced as there are less than 100 bikes here. they were about 2k more than a Bandit of the same year so that didn't help either but the build quality was at Hondas best IMO the bike just oozed quality I've not seen since.

The sewage system works fine there its a short pipe to the local river and its magically gone no treatment system to get worn out and clogged up like here

No tangtastics sadly lol had a few busy nights last week, Friday was the works Christmas party and no incidents for a change, i had a great mixed grill for the meal and after copious amounts of alcohol in various forms i ended up having two kebabs while waiting for a lift home at around 2am so been recovering and stinking the house out until the kebabs finally get out of my system LOL

Your all heart LOL

After giving it all up the only thing i miss is the Haribo sweets, sometimes the wife gives me one of those really small bags of them which then leads to a covert search of the house looking for the rest of them because one bag is never enough

Nope copious amounts of sugar About 6 to 7 cans of these a day and two large bags of these most nights after i got home from work amongst other sweets and chocolate this went on for years.

Again really

Yes but that was caused by body abuse anyone else would have died if they done the same thing LOL

Or peoples immunity is getting better

I don't think so my family has longevity, my father is 90 and my mother is 86 and neither of them have had a hernia so i'm good, i had a near death illness when i was about a year old and surviving that has made me strong like @Marcel

Being an old bastard doesn't help either

Nice DR

Just move back to Swansea they will kill you for free down there

Use Autosol T cut

I know moneys tight Clive but really don't think that's the answer

I doubt it i'll have the wife in tow or to be more accurate she will have me in tow LOL