Sir Fallsalot

Many years ago i was riding my dirtbike down a back lane where i lived and a bit of mud flew up off the front tyre and landed on my nose as it has done many times before except this time when i wiped it across my face with my gloved hand it soon became apparent it was dog shit i had to get new gloves and a helmet after that one. When it comes to dog shit i have a very weak stomach

No, why would i flounce when i know that staying here will annoy the fuck out of everyone

Thanks but i haven't taken any photos of the bike when i was out this month which is unusual for me

You don't read anything do you he had that for breakfast

I have to agree with @Slowlycatchymonkey i know not of the extreme control you speak of, i do what i want when i want for example i past the Baffle Haus you visited today in my works van doing over 80 mph if anything it's more out of control here with CCTV footage to prove it

Without tasting what you have there i can't make a direct comparison hence the "They do a version of it in the supermarkets here" comment

They do a version of it in the supermarkets here and i do have it in work sometimes for dinner, it's a bit alien to me but i don't dislike it.

So do you prefer your bacon cooked or raw now LOL

Its just selective editing Bob i like this version

I'm just too disgusted to comment Bob

Problem is Pedro you were in Yorkshire a beautiful place but it has to be to make up for the horrible twats that live there met a few and had the same experience LOL

Book marked to read later stuck in work at the moment

I'm heaving for her

Your F800 and my Africa twin use the same battery. the one i bought for my 650 cost £25

That's where you fucked up Bob you should only mix it with Jagermeister i had to stop drinking it because the last time i was at the Bruce Polard rally tanked up on jager's i was laying in bed with my heart beating like a humming birds and it cost me the last three dragon rally's i didn't attend

I just bought a new battery from Supac for the Africa Twin and it was £40

I’ve used these since I was 16 back then they used to make their own batteries not sure if they do mail order though https://www.supac.co.uk/

My oversize tank turned up tonight which was a surprise as it said the delivery date was the 5th of October, all i need now is a bike to fit it on

Shared it on the TRF page

Look we get it, Skippy's downpipes are filthy no need to keep on you'll give him a complex

If it arrives with a beard and tits it could well be mine

And did you ride it home come on tell us about it

Yes rule of thumb with garages and sheds is think of a size that's big enough and then double it

The correct way to do it would be direct from the fuse board so its on its own circuit and doesn't affect the rest of the house if there's a fault in the shed.

Last year when i was doing the survey work it all relied on having a good network so i had three different providers to choose from and still had dead areas regularly. I can use my phone in the middle of that old railway tunnel i go through on the bike but i have no signal in my house, it's a mystery how it works here lol