Sir Fallsalot

I've been toying with the idea of getting a paintball marker and keeping by my bed for such occasions they will incapacitate them if you get them in the face or crown jewels

I got the cheapo ones and their working great when i remember to fold them in, i found them on ebay years ago for £4.99 a pair so i bought two pairs still got two to break, can't find them for less than £16 now

Yes i would but not at that price, i also like the 500 they do, it's a Fantic a well established company, I owned Fantics in the 80s and they were great bikes some of the few i wish i still had now.

Interesting I think i like it

Yes it's annoying when he comes over to where i live and shows me around

your no dummy Clive i was going to suggest that to eliminate a faulty connection somewhere else.

Sounds like you know what your doing Clive good luck. One of the problems I've had in the past was the wiring around the headstock try turning the handlebars lock to lock maybe a break in the wiring there

Do you know something i really don't give a toss and can't be arsed anymore i'm off to bed to dream about any bike that takes my fancy because i'm not blinkered

You don't know what your on about, the KLX is the same as the CRF300L Kawasaki never built a rally version of it so the Voge is like the CRF300 Rally all the reviews compare it to the CRF Rally or are they all wrong as well

WTF are you on about its a copy of the same bike so it is like for like

I wouldn't know if it wasn't i asked my daughter earlier and she doesn't know either LOL

Yes but their cheap new so depreciation is relative your paying £4000 for one in the UK the CRF is i think £6500 so you've already saved yourself £2500 before you push it out the showroom

The wife is away in a rock festival somewhere this weekend the boy is getting his end away on the isle of man again for two weeks and the daughter is never around so i'm on my own again. Not planned much other than cleaning the marmite wagons interior and maybe having a look at some of the advisories it had on the MOT back in January LOL It's just dawned on me the wife left this morning and is not back until Sunday and i haven't a fucking clue where she's gone for the weekend all i know its something to do with music and its in the UK

I find the map app on the i phone is great at showing traffic congestion on route. When i leave work for home i usually use the app just to see where the hot spots are so i can then plan around them

I'm no expert but could it be there is no light fitted on the bike

If i was in the market for a CRF 300 and they were in short supply i wouldn't think twice about getting the chinky variant, It probably doesn't bother me it's a chink because i can fix most things myself. the bikes are relatively new at the moment so there's not much real world info on them yet so you cant really slag them off based on real chinky shit of the past until some high mileage reviews come in

Yes i do the Honda CRF is a budget Jap bike, Chinky bikes are getting better every year and jap bikes are getting worse every year i don't think there's a lot between them now, plus his one trip would constitute a lifetime of your type of riding as in your hands it would never get wet or see mud, the suspension would move less than half its intended travel and i'm sure it would have no issues lasting the 1500 miles you do between bikes. the only thing i would be concerned about is would the paint hold out against all the polishing it would get.

Look at these fuckers cant work out if we are importing them or exporting them LOL crossing the Severn bridge https://www.facebook.com/100034494698998/videos/152604704473044

So you totally ignored my post to try and help you then

We have uk versions of him we call them rambling idiots