Sir Fallsalot

Giant haystacks big daddy and Catweazle were some of the names i remember from watching wrestling as a teenager.

Sounds like he's been flushing them down the toilet the last few days so none left

I don't think the riding position matters much as it's only good for 80 miles on a charge and then you have 6 hours to rest while its charging up again

I find jelly better with ice cream custard or blancmange, the stuff your mixing it with is just so wrong LOL

The Beta is due for renewal end of August and they just quoted me £164 it was £128 last year it should be going down if you don't claim not up

LOL it did

A couple of days exiled with Zzac in the stuff to ignore thread should do it lol

Well it is a static one because it's not going anywhere with that flat tyre

It's different but i don't totally hate it

No serious Lithium batteries are quite light

I would have thought the original engine wouldn't have been far off the weight of the batteries anyway.

In my late teens we used to go down to Llandow race track but i was too late in life for that at its peak. Used to be mental cars and bikes all fucking around on it, got even worse when some wouldn't obey the unwritten one way rule down there and it was all closed down by the time i was 20

No it was one of the early fireblades it was uphill and there was a strong headwind, i saw 155mph on the clock of my old VFR going up there with the wife on the back but had a tail wind that's why i was disappointed with the blade LOL

Same as anywhere really you just take a chance, the two roads i mention are quiet and straight

I was disappointed by a fireblade i took out coming up the once it only pulled 150mph lol

Only trying to get you to follow your own rules

That's one but not long enough between roundabouts, the A449 heading north out of Newport or the M48 to the old Severn bridge is where i would be heading lol

@Slowlycatchymonkey ever thought of combining your livewire and your Enfield

Bob got mine because that scenery brings back some good memories for me oh and the DR is ok as well LOL

I would turn it down purely because i have no self control when i get on a fast bike as i go fast, but i cant see that fast anymore so need to stay away from them LOL that's why i went onto the adventure type bikes you can still go quick through the twisty's but don't end up riding 120mph everywhere. When the Hayabusa first came out they had a demonstrator in the local bike shop and i went over to see if i could have a go but they wouldn't let me unless i bought the bike first which was a good thing because the only reason i wanted a go was to do it's top speed LOL PS i can still think of a few places where i could top it out

I cant help but notice you are using the jokes thread to air your political views, one of your few rules is no politics @Buckster sort him out

That top box ruined those photos it's like a black hole gobbling up all the scenery especially the last one