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 I never really considered buying a bike based on possibility of some oral sex, but it is a valid point!! 

  wonder if a 1050 Speed Triple would get someone excited enough.... Maybe more then a Storm AND it always got me home! 

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  On 12/08/2020 at 22:39, Lone Amigo said:

The best vehicle for these activities is a 1971 Ford Country Squire station wagon.

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OMG!! This was the car my Dad had when we lived in America!!! It was white I think! It was so big, we could run around in the back! It was 1977, no seat belts and we could just be kids!! 

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  On 13/08/2020 at 15:41, Sofia said:

OMG!! This was the car my Dad had when we lived in America!!! It was white I think! It was so big, we could run around in the back! It was 1977, no seat belts and we could just be kids!! 

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How long did you live there Sofia?

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  On 13/08/2020 at 15:48, XTreme said:

How long did you live there Sofia?

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Almost 2 years. Between ages of 4 and 5. Learned speak English with sesame street, had just appeared on Tv, my favorite was Big Bird! went to the original Pizza Hut, that had a Hut inside!! So many fun things...  Lived in Fort Knox, my Dad as Tank Commander and was doing a course on Tanks.  At the end toured America for 3 months on that car!! 

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  On 13/08/2020 at 16:19, Sofia said:

Almost 2 years. Between ages of 4 and 5. Learned speak English with sesame street, had just appeared on Tv, my favorite was Big Bird! went to the original Pizza Hut, that had a Hut inside!! So many fun things...  Lived in Fort Knox, my Dad as Tank Commander and was doing a course on Tanks.  At the end toured America for 3 months on that car!! 

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You don't look old enough to have been there during that period Sofia!

I would have put you around @Pedro's age!

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  On 13/08/2020 at 17:21, XTreme said:

You don't look old enough to have been there during that period Sofia!

I would have put you around @Pedro's age!

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First you are looking at a picture of me from 2007!! second I am not that far from @Pedro!!! For sure mentally I am a lot younger and considerably more stupid then he is!!  Ah, and a hooligan as well ?

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  On 13/08/2020 at 20:07, Clive said:

Ain't it time you old buggers where in bed..?

Cos some of you need all the beauty sleep you can get?

Rest your old creaking joints!

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Breaking news on some new Chinese shit Clive........

 

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A lot of the TRK500 bennelis here in Portugal, I think people buy them because they're cheap and look like a Multistrada, from a distance and at over 100kmh. However, reviews do seem to be good regarding reliability.

I'd rather buy a used GS1200, GS800, Transalp, or Strom. 

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  On 13/08/2020 at 18:51, Pedro said:

 

 

I feel old as fuck

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Reminds me of a cab driving story, regular lady gets in my cab to go to work, sigh's,

 

asks me if she looks as bad as she feels, i say, "well, id have to feel you to find out!"

 

I thought it was funny. :classic_unsure:

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  On 13/08/2020 at 20:41, Clive said:

I have my eye on a Sinnis Terrain! ???

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150kg that's heavy for a little 125 with 11.5hp probably measured at the crank. My old 650 is 168kg with a full 22L tank of fuel and that puts out about 38hp at the back wheel not huge but it moves it forward lol

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  On 13/08/2020 at 20:41, Clive said:

I remember Benelli from the 70,s?......they where bad when the Italians made them!.......dread to think what the Chinese versions will be like!?

I have my eye on a Sinnis Terrain! ???

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That's a 125 isn't it?

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  On 13/08/2020 at 21:57, Clive said:

There is?......but none available on retirment money unfortunately ?

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Demand social justice, riot, then "appropriate" one for "the masses" as reparations for your lack of due remunerations for decades of service to the Crown.  :classic_unsure:

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  On 14/08/2020 at 07:12, Clive said:

Seen a few bike (for retirement money) on Flea Bay.

Kawasaki ER5......Yamaha Fazer 600 and a 535 Virago.

Miles away though!

Should get the Turd sold 1st, then see what options are available.

Anyway sorry for hijacking this thread.?

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Fazer is a great bike......is it an original Foxeye....

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or a Mk !!?

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Mk II is better....more refined, better headlights and downpipes.

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  On 14/08/2020 at 08:27, Clive said:

The one on Flea Bay is a Mk 1...it won't hang around on there long?

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Great bike......groundbreaking for it's time and with the Thundercat engine!

One of the best motors ever made!

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  On 14/08/2020 at 09:12, Clive said:

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Plenty of 600 Bandits for sale.........but vast majority seem to have been er..er customised by previous owners with God awful coloured levers...foot pegs....bar end weights and other such farkles ?

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And Renthal Bars! :classic_unsure:

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