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A Strom won't get you a blowjob......


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.......but it'll always get you home! Unlike a KLR.......which isn't capable of either.

Now a fully kitted up Beemer might get you a blowjob......but as for getting you home you just gotta take your chances.

@boboneleg's T700 won't get him a blowjob......but it'll definitely get him home! It's a Yamaha after all!

However.....@Sir Fallsalot's Africa Twin will definitely do both! Unfortunately the blow job will be from a man! ?

Have I called it right? 

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  On 03/08/2020 at 18:01, XTreme said:

.......but it'll always get you home! Unlike a KLR.......which isn't capable of either.

Now a fully kitted up Beemer might get you a blowjob......but as for getting you home you just gotta take your chances.

@boboneleg's T700 won't get him a blowjob......but it'll definitely get him home! It's a Yamaha after all!

However.....@Sir Fallsalot's Africa Twin will definitely do both! Unfortunately the blow job will be from a man! ?

Have I called it right? 

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Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book :classic_laugh:

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  On 03/08/2020 at 18:18, Sir Fallsalot said:

Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book :classic_laugh:

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We're rugged individualists Fred! :classic_cool:

So none of that malarkey will be going on! 

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  On 03/08/2020 at 18:54, BusBoy said:

Even a fully kitted out Beemer isn't going to give a ginger a blowjob mate. On the blowjob front I'm guessing an Affy Twin might be your only hope.  Be nice to Fred ?

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All your boat is going to get you is a dose of the Golden Rivet Bruce!

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Ironic that I am the only one here that rides a bike that could get him a BJ and I don't want one because I think it is fornication. But then the old adage is true, you only want what you can't have.

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I passed O Level RI in 1970........but I can't remember anything in the syllabus relating to Blowjob bans! :classic_unsure:

I remember something about not coveting your neighbour's ass.....but that's about it.

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  On 05/08/2020 at 17:11, XTreme said:

I passed O Level RI in 1970........but I can't remember anything in the syllabus relating to Blowjob bans! :classic_unsure:

I remember something about not coveting your neighbour's ass.....but that's about it.

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It's okay to covet your neighbours ass if you ride a Honda.

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