XTreme Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 .......but it'll always get you home! Unlike a KLR.......which isn't capable of either. Now a fully kitted up Beemer might get you a blowjob......but as for getting you home you just gotta take your chances. @boboneleg's T700 won't get him a blowjob......but it'll definitely get him home! It's a Yamaha after all! However.....@Sir Fallsalot's Africa Twin will definitely do both! Unfortunately the blow job will be from a man! Have I called it right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, XTreme said: .......but it'll always get you home! Unlike a KLR.......which isn't capable of either. Now a fully kitted up Beemer might get you a blowjob......but as for getting you home you just gotta take your chances. @boboneleg's T700 won't get him a blowjob......but it'll definitely get him home! It's a Yamaha after all! However.....@Sir Fallsalot's Africa Twin will definitely do both! Unfortunately the blow job will be from a man! Have I called it right? Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share Posted August 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book We're rugged individualists Fred! So none of that malarkey will be going on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share Posted August 3, 2020 59 minutes ago, BusBoy said: Even a fully kitted out Beemer isn't going to give a ginger a blowjob mate. On the blowjob front I'm guessing an Affy Twin might be your only hope. Be nice to Fred All your boat is going to get you is a dose of the Golden Rivet Bruce! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Seaman Stains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share Posted August 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Seaman Stains Has he touched on Roger the Cabin Boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, BusBoy said: Pete is after a Pugwash What got you into boats in the first place Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: What got you into boats in the first place Bruce? I think it was the promise of all that sex. He just didnt realize he was a receiver. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, BusBoy said: You are the exception that proves the rule regarding fully kitted out beemers btw. you dont have to tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Hate to break it to you boys, but it's not WHAT you are riding, it's HOW you ride it, just say'n..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 This is why everytime a girl brings me a beer,cooks dinner and does the wash without being asked i say thank you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Ironic that I am the only one here that rides a bike that could get him a BJ and I don't want one because I think it is fornication. But then the old adage is true, you only want what you can't have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Buckster said: Ironic that I am the only one here that rides a bike that could get him a BJ and I don't want one because I think it is fornication. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Buckster said: ... a BJ and I don't want one because I think it is fornication. Not according to Bill Clinton. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 I passed O Level RI in 1970........but I can't remember anything in the syllabus relating to Blowjob bans! I remember something about not coveting your neighbour's ass.....but that's about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: I passed O Level RI in 1970........but I can't remember anything in the syllabus relating to Blowjob bans! I remember something about not coveting your neighbour's ass.....but that's about it. It's okay to covet your neighbours ass if you ride a Honda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Tym said: Not according to Bill Clinton. He was a US President so he is incompetent when it comes to talking about .... well just about anything. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 03/08/2020 at 21:06, XTreme said: What got you into boats in the first place Bruce? Drug running using the family as cover 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Buckster said: Ironic that I am the only one here that rides a bike that could get him a BJ You've got a Harley though haven't you, I think Pete meant from a girl. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, yen_powell said: You've got a Harley though haven't you, I think Pete meant from a girl. You tell him Yen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: You tell him Yen! No one covets Yen’s ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Buckster said: No one covets Yen’s ass. No one would ever venture near Yen's ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, XTreme said: No one would ever venture near Yen's ass! I had to get a new seat for my KTM after he sat on it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Buckster said: I had to get a new seat for my KTM after he sat on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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