Sir Fallsalot Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 10:34, XTreme said: Best days of our lives having the birch across our back! Compulsory National Service is what would have sorted us out. How many times did I hear that fucking speech in my youth! Expand The cane for me was across the fingers on the way down and back up first stop on the way back to the classroom was the bog to numb the pain under a cold tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 10:53, Sir Fallsalot said: The cane for me was across the fingers on the way down and back up first stop on the way back to the classroom was the bog to numb the pain under a cold tap Expand The narrow edge of a metal ruler just below knuckles......in Junior School. My fingers were purple after that. Barbaric shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On the bright side look how well y;all spell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 11:01, XTreme said: The narrow edge of a metal ruler just below knuckles......in Junior School. My fingers were purple after that. Barbaric shit! Expand That metal rule sounds a bit hard but whenever i had the cane it was because i had done something wrong and the warnings the teacher in the classroom hadn't worked. As much as i didn't like it i would liked it to still be in place as i new when i fucked about in school i could end up having the cane it was a good deterrent as the last two years before leaving school i cant remember having it. What deterrent teachers have now i don't know. Some of the pricks i see about now would certainly have benefitted from it i'm sure 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 12:01, Sir Fallsalot said: That metal rule sounds a bit hard Expand It was early 60's Swansea Fred........everything was fucking hard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 15:31, Mawsley said: By Christ, I visit the Crich tramway village to see how oldiwonks lived in days gone by - for you it must be like going home. Expand Growing up I can remember seeing the damage caused by the Blitz! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 15:59, Mawsley said: I used to go to a New Romantic nightclub called Blitz Expand You got any pics from that era Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 16:03, Mawsley said: Yes thanks. Expand Well let's see you done up in make up like Steve Strange then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Here's one of mine from 40 years ago.......no skeletons in my closet! Note the old leather, ripped (at the groin) jeans, Graham Parker T shirt? No dresses or makeup on my watch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 18:56, BusBoy said: Your Mum either never fed you or forgot to de-worm you Expand I was married to Wife 1 then......you know what that's like! So does @Clive! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 OK, back to the intended topic..... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 19:05, Clive said: Do I Eventually I got fed up of sloppy seconds! Expand Mine used to leave used jamrags on the floor! One time I accidentally stepped on one barefoot in the bathroom. It was like trying to get a blood soaked flipper off my fucking foot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 19:20, XTreme said: Mine used to leave used jamrags on the floor! One time I accidentally stepped on one barefoot in the bathroom. It was like trying to get a blood soaked flipper off my fucking foot! Expand Maybe you guys could start a "let's talk about the ex's" thread........I'm so trying here, work with me guys. RALLY RALLY RALLY 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Sorry Michelle......we seem to have slightly diverged from the Dakar Rally onto Sanitary Towels. That twat @Mawsley is responsible! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 19:24, Mawsley said: This shit would not be happening if @Six30 was a mod. Expand Are you saying he was a Rocker? Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 To prevent derailing Michelle's thread, can everybody shift their non-Dakar posting over to: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 OK, Now that we have some order around here... ....one more time with feeling..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 I don't know how Gaston Rahier even got on this thing back in 1985! But he won it......and with the bike busted up! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 His Suzuki was nearly as tall as well........... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 19:20, XTreme said: Mine used to leave used jamrags on the floor! One time I accidentally stepped on one barefoot in the bathroom. It was like trying to get a blood soaked flipper off my fucking foot! Expand fook sake .... not a keeper that one then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 20:44, Six30 said: fook sake .... not a keeper that one then. Expand Hi I know you are new here so I will be nice...... @XTreme keep them in line boss man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 20:27, boboneleg said: His Suzuki was nearly as tall as well........... Expand He was just as short, not the bike’s fault! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 02/01/2021 at 20:44, Six30 said: fook sake .... not a keeper that one then. Expand When good Sanitary Towels go Bad has now been switched to this department.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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