Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 Learn to spell right why, how come i went from riding an Enduro, which i liked Enduros are cool. To riding a Dual sport in the early 2000's...thank doG that was shortlived and now everything says Adventure on it, so i had an idea. Pete should make up stickers...that only say motorcycles.net. And everywhere the corporate world puts the word Adventure on a product, viola, slap on the sticker, advert for this place! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 The whole "Adventure" thing is the cleverest marketing ploy ever......it's just riding a bike like it always was. Adventure used to mean sailing the Atlantic or climbing Everest.......now it's going into a BMW dealer with a thick wallet. I often wonder where BMW in particular, and the rest of the manufacturers to varying degrees, would be now without The Long Way Round saga. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 08:07, XTreme said: The whole "Adventure" thing is the cleverest marketing ploy ever......it's just riding a bike like it always was. Adventure used to mean sailing the Atlantic or climbing Everest.......now it's going into a BMW dealer with a thick wallet. I often wonder where BMW in particular, and the rest of the manufacturers to varying degrees, would be now without The Long Way Round saga. Expand That's damn right, the last shit i had could be classed as an adventure it has no meaning to me now other than if it has the word adventure on it it usually means it cost more to buy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 09:38, Sir Fallsalot said: That's damn right, the last shit i had could be classed as an adventure it has no meaning to me now other than if it has the word adventure on it it usually means it cost more to buy Expand Or cost more to deposit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 09:43, Catteeclan said: Or cost more to deposit. Expand I find it an small adventure just getting on the bike these days, but after a ride it is a massive adventure getting off . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 09:38, Sir Fallsalot said: if it has the word adventure on it it usually means it cost more to buy Expand Considering how much my new boots cost they must have stamped the word all over it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 10:16, Swagman said: I find it an small adventure just getting on the bike these days, but after a ride it is a massive adventure getting off . Expand Not near as much fun as wondering where the next bathroom is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 11:47, Tym said: Not near as much fun as wondering where the next bathroom is. Expand Don't have that problem at my young age 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 Notice nobody ever bragged about "Dual sporting", ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 11:52, Richzx6r said: Don't have that problem at my young age Expand Wasnt a young age for my 1985 Grandé Marquis, lost since sent to the knacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 Kim did a hermaphrodyke? Who writes these titles? Whoop whoop po po whoop whoop. Word police! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 11:52, Richzx6r said: Don't have that problem at my young age Expand Twat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 13:03, Swagman said: Twat. Expand Just jealous of my youth swag I know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 11:47, Tym said: Not near as much fun as wondering where the next bathroom is. Expand Yeah I know and these tablets don’t help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 13:05, Richzx6r said: Just jealous of my youth swag I know Expand Well I am sat here looking a bit green mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 13:06, Swagman said: Well I am sat here looking a bit green mate Expand Good game for you geriatrics is bathroom roulette 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 13:09, Richzx6r said: Good game for you geriatrics is bathroom roulette Expand Yeah but at least we’ve adjusted to it, you have it to come. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 To be honest, going shopping for groceries has indeed bacome an adventure over the last months. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 12:12, Mawsley said: This morning I had an adventure shower, an adventure breakfast, and an adventure shit. This afternoon I will be doing adventure lockdown food shopping and adventure reading books about adventure in the 14th Century. I am Mr Adventure and adventure is my life. Expand What about an Adventure Ponce About on your Vespa Dave? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 13:25, Clive said: Was a ugly bugger though! Expand She wasnt ugly...."Thats my sister".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 13:45, Clive said: Your sister was a car!.... I knobbed a Princess once......burnt the end of my dick on the exhaust! Expand Good job doing that I didn’t think you could get that low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 11:18, Tym said: Considering how much my new boots cost they must have stamped the word all over it. Expand You could’ve stuck with the gaffer tape they suited your style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 14:10, Clive said: Desperate times.....young and single at the time.......but very supple. Expand Try it now, mind you probably have a hard time finding a princess, maybe an ambassador will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 14:17, Clive said: Only cars with female names..........Clio...........can't think of anymore. Expand Diane they have a small pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 16:10, Clive said: Have you got a mudflap on your front mudguard @Mawsley?? Expand And on the rear plus all those mirrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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