Sir Fallsalot Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 22:46, boboneleg said: I have to confess that I've had similar styles in the past Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 I think this thread should be renamed haircuts that made you look like a Twat because some of the cars in here are cool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 21:59, XTreme said: You're the fucker who stole Bellend's wallet after he assfucked you! Then you offered oral sex to @Richzx6r Can't the Care Assistant's medicate you to get this deviant shit under control? Expand No gramps you passed it on in the genes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 22:35, XTreme said: You're really not doing us Welsh any favours posting pics like this Fred! And I want to point out to everybody that I do not come from this part of Wales.....and have no connection whatsoever with any of these Mullet Heads! Expand You fuckers are all related. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 22:35, XTreme said: He's made us all look like Twats now! What you say @Specs? Expand A whole shoal of mullet. Thin or thick lipped? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 20:24, Lone Amigo said: Wrong. Because my main competition for coolest car in high school was this: Expand Maybe but over here the Jag was cooler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 22:53, Sir Fallsalot said: I think this thread should be renamed haircuts that made you look like a Twat because some of the cars in here are cool Expand 1973.......with a Ford Capri! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Mullets, making bald look good since: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 You must be so organised Pete, I've just been rooting around to try and find a photo of a Ford Capri (i had three of them ) but failed miserably . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 07:33, XTreme said: 1973.......with a Ford Capri! Expand That’s a nice looking young girl. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 10:39, Swagman said: That’s a nice looking young girl. Expand The fucking deviant is grooming me now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 10:36, boboneleg said: You must be so organised Pete, I've just been rooting around to try and find a photo of a Ford Capri (i had three of them ) but failed miserably . Expand I've had about 4 or 5 Bob......loved 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 10:51, XTreme said: The fucking deviant is grooming me now! Expand Well you do look pretty in that pic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 10:54, Swagman said: Well you do look pretty in that pic. Expand When I rode into town on my GT380 there was a fucking Vaginal Tsunami! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 10:55, XTreme said: When I rode into town on my GT380 there was a fucking Vaginal Tsunami! Expand But have you still got now, or do the just hose you down for the hell of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 11:27, Swagman said: But have you still got now, or do the just hose you down for the hell of it. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 I had one of these in 1987.....Suzuki Alto! I can remember driving from Swansea to Birmingham to visit the National Motorcycle Museum in mine! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 11:48, XTreme said: I had one of these in 1987.....Suzuki Alto! I can remember driving from Swansea to Birmingham to visit the National Motorcycle Museum in mine! Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 Had this in 73.......a 69 Fiat 850 Sport Coupe! Bit cramped in the back with a bird......but where there's a will..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 22:35, XTreme said: You're really not doing us Welsh any favours posting pics like this Fred! And I want to point out to everybody that I do not come from this part of Wales.....and have no connection whatsoever with any of these Mullet Heads! Expand it says here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 16:00, XTreme said: Had this in 73.......a 69 Fiat 850 Sport Coupe! Bit cramped in the back with a bird......but where there's a will..... Expand That's a well cool car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 16:40, boboneleg said: That's a well cool car Expand I was 19......with a bad haircut! Best days of my life Bob! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 10:55, XTreme said: When I rode into town on my GT380 there was a fucking Vaginal Tsunami! Expand What yours? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 18:52, Catteeclan said: What yours? Expand Why has everybody here turned into a fucking Troll all of a sudden? I'm trying to build an empire to rival ButtRider......and look what I've been lumbered with! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 I've only had nice cars, I'm almost sorry for it but did make myself look like a twat in a couple of them, though First was my 1986 320i, it had aircon and ABS, and open top, I loved it. It looked amazing with sparkling chrome but I did look like a twat when I threw it backwards into a grass field and then had to beg a farmer to drag it out in the rain. Same as the one below but BRG. It was an attractive car. Then came a Golf TDI, it was pretty great and I loved it, made me look like a twat by going through a corn field in it. No damage but corn bits fell off for a week. Did my first laps of the Nurburgring on it and drove it from Portugal to the Nordkap, that's a proper road trip. My car parked next to a cabin in Norway: Then another Golf TDI, never looked like a twat in that one except by being myself. No pictures of it. By then, I was doing big miles for work, and got my favourite car for driving around the roads on, my 320D touring, I liked that one a lot, with fancy alcantara interior. It was quite fast once mapped. Never crashed it either, drove it from 70 to 320.000km. Here it is in a frosty Germany with my brother in it: Sadly, I sold the 320d before it needed big work and took a great deal on my dad's previous car, a 3 liter diesel. It's been reliable, quite fast but handles like a boat. I look like a twat every time I drive it, but it's comfy. I crashed it twice by my own fault over the last couple of years. Both times approaching the week when Maria passed. One time I was crying and didn't notice an incoming car, the other I fell asleep on the motorway. It's a nice car, though, here it is looking rather poorly: Then there's Maria's car, which is mine for as long as her parents wish it to be, it goes back to them at their will, I'm quite attached to the thing: And, lastly, my 318ti, which I bought to prep and use on the Nurburgring. It's done quite a big number of laps, and was one of the fastest small engined cars around the place when I used to basically live there when not working in Portugal. It's underpowered but quite the weapon back then when the track used to be very technical. I've looked like a twat in it a couple of times, but never more than when I was drifting in the rain and beached it halfway through the Karoussell, it was quite embarrassing and a good laugh specially as the guy I had passed earlier in the lap came past laughing so hard he was probably crying, and clapped 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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