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Tym

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I know you married guys want to know the secret, how did i stay free all my life, well, here goes.

Being single means i;ve disappointed every women i have ever met in life.

Top that buddies! from the book: Secrets to lifelong freedom.

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2 hours ago, Tym said:

I know you married guys want to know the secret, how did i stay free all my life, well, here goes.

Being single means i;ve disappointed every women i have ever met in life.

Top that buddies! from the book: Secrets to lifelong freedom.

Lipchits Press.

:wave:

 

Well if you get lonely Pete can help.?

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My life would certainly have been different that's for sure.

I've spent 41 out of my 66 years married (7 and 34)......plus an additional 4 years living together with the second wife.

That's 21 years of freedom.......and for the majority of those I had no pubes! 

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3 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Well if you get lonely Pete can help.?

Shame what women do to some men, isnt it Pete. Only Players are safe from them! :littleguy:

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Just now, Swagman said:

That wasn’t trolling I was being helpful, just like you are normally.?

Let out early today then Swagman!

@Tym.......did you know Swagman is incarcerated in an Old Folks Home?

The poor old fucker isn't even allowed to keep his bike there.

Tell 'em Swagman!

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Let out early today then Swagman!

@Tym.......did you know Swagman is incarcerated in an Old Folks Home?

The poor old fucker isn't even allowed to keep his bike there.

Tell 'em Swagman!

It’s almost true, I have one bike here haven’t got room for the other, they won’t let me have another shed.?

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30 minutes ago, XTreme said:

That's a bit harsh on the Fazer surely? :classic_laugh:

Well they let me keep the Fazer 1000 here so I can sit on it and rock,but the 600 is at the daughters garage.??

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6 minutes ago, Swagman said:

Well they let me keep the Fazer 1000 here so I can sit on it and rock,but the 600 is at the daughters garage.??

They'd show you more respect if you had a nice Beemer you know!

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1 hour ago, Tym said:

Now Pete, we call those places "ass"isted living facilities with emphasis on the ass part when in England. :littleguy:

Tym I think over there you would say I’m trailer trash.?

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6 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Yeh.....but the downer is there's 2 Kawasakis in them! :classic_laugh:

Dont foget one sad old } made in Germany {  BMW too! :wave:

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