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We've all seen some stupid, clueless, pitiful shit on our visits to different forums over the years.....and this one always springs to mind for me:

"Recommend me a Bike Valeter" :wank4az:

Now I'm well aware that we have a very different demographic riding bikes to what we had in the 70's.....but a Bike Valeter? What sad, pitiful cunt would employ a Bike Valeter?

If you have, then own the fuck up now........and you'll be getting a straightener via incoherent PM from @Clive

Here's another one......"How do I put my Bike on it's Centre Stand?" :wank4az:

That cunt @MooN could have been responsible for a few of those though! :littleguy:

So......what pitiful threads have you seen?

 

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Just now, Bruce said:

OK OK OK. I hold my hand up and will slink away before the shit starts. Fuck you anyway.

You used a Bike Valeter? You sick deviant! :twat:

@Clive.......you know how to deal with his kind!

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57 minutes ago, XTreme said:

We've all seen some stupid, clueless, pitiful shit on our visits to different forums over the years.....and this one always springs to mind for me:

"Recommend me a Bike Valeter" :wank4az:

 

 

I wouldn't do that to anyone just trying to earn a living, especially if he was offering a fixed price service.

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47 minutes ago, yen_powell said:

I wouldn't do that to anyone just trying to earn a living, especially if he was offering a fixed price service.

Your requirements would go way beyond what a Bike Valeter could provide Yen!

This is what happened after Yen caught the bus once.......

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I wouldn't mind using a valet to give my bike a proper clean, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Sadly, never did as I recoil at the sight of a power washer.

 

Those tiny hands would have come in handy once, @Bruce, when I found a small bird squashed between the top of the cylinder and the telelever arm. Already dried up and over cooked, took me forever to fish it out.

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7 minutes ago, Tym said:

We needed content. Thats my story! :littleguy:

You tell him Tym!

About time @Pedro started generating some interesting threads to stimulate discussion.

But not any that involve his eating habits obviously!

Sick It'S Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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