XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 We've all seen some stupid, clueless, pitiful shit on our visits to different forums over the years.....and this one always springs to mind for me: "Recommend me a Bike Valeter" Now I'm well aware that we have a very different demographic riding bikes to what we had in the 70's.....but a Bike Valeter? What sad, pitiful cunt would employ a Bike Valeter? If you have, then own the fuck up now........and you'll be getting a straightener via incoherent PM from @Clive Here's another one......"How do I put my Bike on it's Centre Stand?" That cunt @MooN could have been responsible for a few of those though! So......what pitiful threads have you seen? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 Just now, Bruce said: OK OK OK. I hold my hand up and will slink away before the shit starts. Fuck you anyway. You used a Bike Valeter? You sick deviant! @Clive.......you know how to deal with his kind! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 "Does my GS make my Butt look like Bruces." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Does forcing my wife to clean my wheels count or is that just top delegation? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 57 minutes ago, XTreme said: We've all seen some stupid, clueless, pitiful shit on our visits to different forums over the years.....and this one always springs to mind for me: "Recommend me a Bike Valeter" I wouldn't do that to anyone just trying to earn a living, especially if he was offering a fixed price service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 47 minutes ago, yen_powell said: I wouldn't do that to anyone just trying to earn a living, especially if he was offering a fixed price service. Your requirements would go way beyond what a Bike Valeter could provide Yen! This is what happened after Yen caught the bus once....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I wouldn't mind using a valet to give my bike a proper clean, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Sadly, never did as I recoil at the sight of a power washer. Those tiny hands would have come in handy once, @Bruce, when I found a small bird squashed between the top of the cylinder and the telelever arm. Already dried up and over cooked, took me forever to fish it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Pedro said: I wouldn't mind using a valet to give my bike a proper clean, and I'm not ashamed to admit it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I just bribe my niece now and again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Just now, Specs said: I just bribe my niece now and again. Do you make her kneel on her shins to make it extra painful? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pedro said: Do you make her kneel on her shins to make it extra painful? I hadn't noticed. Strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pedro said: Do you make her kneel on her shins to make it extra painful? If she lives in Cardiff every day will be painful Pedro! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Just now, Specs said: I hadn't noticed. Strange. "If I am going to pay you these 10 quid, I will get a tear out of you!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 For those of you not familiar with Cardiff check out Cardiff After Dark! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 So what is the best oil anyway? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, XTreme said: For those of you not familiar with Cardiff check out Cardiff After Dark! That’s fucking Boston in the daytime. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 Here's one @Tym will remember from another forum...... "What's on your sandwiches today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Buckster said: So what is the best oil anyway? motul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, XTreme said: Here's one @Tym will remember from another forum...... "What's on your sandwiches today?" We had that one in this forum too, Pete! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Pedro said: We had that one in this forum too, Pete! Put up as a Spoof Pedro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, XTreme said: Put up as a Spoof Pedro. We needed content. Thats my story! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Dont forget not to park in rear entry ways without protection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Who killed my man servant? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 51 minutes ago, XTreme said: Here's one @Tym will remember from another forum...... "What's on your sandwiches today?" liverwurst 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Tym said: We needed content. Thats my story! You tell him Tym! About time @Pedro started generating some interesting threads to stimulate discussion. But not any that involve his eating habits obviously! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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