XTreme Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, Tym said: Looked like a flounce, smelled like a.....low tide to be honest. Now Clive has flounced we'll have to appoint somebody else to be in charge of Incomprehensible Warning PM's Tym! Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Now Clive has flounced we'll have to appoint somebody else to be in charge of Incomprehensible Warning PM's Tym! Any suggestions? Sounds like a Human Resource issue, Buck is good at HR gigs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Tym said: Sounds like a Human Resource issue, Buck is good at HR gigs. That's an option......because obviously he isn't tied up in the Photographic Department like the rest of us! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 28 minutes ago, Mawsley said: Think he’s on the blue pills for that already. I was once chatted up by a man who thought the blue pill was a major pull 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I was once chatted up by a man who thought the blue pill was a major pull they were on bluey's in quadrophenia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 50 minutes ago, skyrider said: they were on bluey's in quadrophenia i reckon they was on acid ... why else would any one ride a scooter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 22 minutes ago, Mawsley said: 1. It's dead sexy 2. Women throw themselves at you like lemmings from a cliff 3. Men fear you 4. Businesses plead for you to work with them 5. You can knack your foot during a match and not have to worry about changing gear 6. They hold better residuals than Hardly Ablesomes 7. Did I mention the sexy thing? Fuck me I look good in shop windows 8. Independent research shows the average owner develops at least 3 more penile inches 9. You can count to nine really well 10. More stuff about being dead hard and sexy here Mawsley seconds before posting the above... Â Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Mawsley said: 1. It's dead sexy 2. Women throw themselves at you like lemmings from a cliff 3. Men fear you 4. Businesses plead for you to work with them 5. You can knack your foot during a match and not have to worry about changing gear 6. They hold better residuals than Hardly Ablesomes 7. Did I mention the sexy thing? Fuck me I look good in shop windows 8. Independent research shows the average owner develops at least 3 more penile inches 9. You can count to nine really well 10. More stuff about being dead hard and sexy here Based on this list: You took the whole tab dude, and that was for 10 people! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 as you can tell from my avatar, i'm in total agreement with Mawsley on the whole scooter thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Latest Covid update! Looks a bit too energetic for me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 Down to 28 cases now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 minute ago, XTreme said: Down to 28 cases now! You could be running out of people. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Tym said: You could be running out of people. Apparently they still have the power to lock us in the town! But we'll need to go over 100 for that to happen as they've done away with the lower threshold of around 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 It wont be safe to unlock people until there arnt any people. Dr.Darwin -}Â 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Tym said: It wont be safe to unlock people until there arnt any people. Dr.Darwin -}Â Have you had your jabs Tym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, Tym said: Nope. Are you going to have them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 are they going to let him get them, more to the point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 my wife's paternal grandmother is steadfastly refusing to be vaccinated ( 92 and in a nursing home) because her youngest son nearly died due to the polio vaccin back in the 50's so she won't countenance any vaccins.  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Â Im still waiting to see the results of the human trails going on, data is gold ya know, more the better. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 39 minutes ago, Tym said: Â Im still waiting to see the results of the human trails going on, data is gold ya know, more the better. Â Â They injected me with Covid on Monday......but my Welsh DNA gave it a fucking kicking! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 8 hours ago, XTreme said: They injected me with Covid on Monday......but my Welsh DNA gave it a fucking kicking! great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 9 hours ago, XTreme said: They injected me with Covid on Monday......but my Welsh DNA gave it a fucking kicking! Really ? have come you're whinging about how poorly you are then ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 27 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Really ? have come you're whinging about how poorly you are then ? It would have incapacitated you limp wristed Hanoverians! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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