I have a question.

[Tym]

If Itchy Boots can ride around the world on a fricken rented mule of a bike, always a smile never complainning,

 

How come you cant have a woman in the car for more then a few minutes before "it" starts.

 

Dont ask, men know when womans "it's" start. its like porn, we know it,

 

When we see it.

 

 

 

[Buckster]

14 minutes ago, Tym said:

If Itchy Boots can ride around the world on a fricken rented mule of a bike, always a smile never complainning,

 

How come you cant have a woman in the car for more then a few minutes before "it" starts.

 

Dont ask, men know when womans "it's" start. its like porn, we know it,

 

When we see it.

 

 

 

You do realise women don’t have penises don’t you?

[XTreme]

21 minutes ago, Tym said:

If Itchy Boots can ride around the world on a fricken rented mule of a bike, always a smile never complainning,

 

How come you cant have a woman in the car for more then a few minutes before "it" starts.

 

Dont ask, men know when womans "it's" start. its like porn, we know it,

 

When we see it.

 

 

 

I think most of us are a bit old and inflexible for "it" in the car these days.

Back in 73 my Fiat 850 Sport Coupe saw a bit of back seat action.......god knows how considering the space available.

[Grasshopper]

[YamaHead]

When "It" starts, 2-Wheels is by far a better venue.....plenty of room (once you find that spot)...

Funny story: My wife & I were out for spin once up the Clackamas river on my XJ750....we stopped @ McIver park & found a spot to engage in "It".

Just as we finished, we heard some people nearby about to cross the creek we were near... I'm pulling up my leathers & see @ least a dozen people wondering what's going on....funny thing is that ONLY 1 of them could actually see!...Pack of blind people with a chaperone!

[skyrider]

30 minutes ago, YamaHead said:

When "It" starts, 2-Wheels is by far a better venue.....plenty of room (once you find that spot)...

Funny story: My wife & I were out for spin once up the Clackamas river on my XJ750....we stopped @ McIver park & found a spot to engage in "It".

Just as we finished, we heard some people nearby about to cross the creek we were near... I'm pulling up my leathers & see @ least a dozen people wondering what's going on....funny thing is that ONLY 1 of them could actually see!...Pack of blind people with a chaperone!

that was lucky 

[Catteeclan]

I've had 'it' in every car I've had but mostly by myself.

[Grasshopper]

6 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

I've had 'it' in every car I've had but mostly by myself.

Thanks for sharing that bud! 

[Grasshopper]

I have to say @Tym, you have outdone yourself this time.

Way to bring quality to the group!  

[skyrider]

1 minute ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

I have to say @Tym, you have outdone yourself this time.

Way to bring quality to the group!  

and again the mind boggles  

[Tym]

Some would say Master Baiter. 

[XTreme]

1 hour ago, Catteeclan said:

I've had 'it' in every car I've had but mostly by myself.

You gotta feel sorry for the people who bought those cars off him haven't you? 

[Sir Fallsalot]

When i had my reliant robin me and the wife, girlfriend back then nipped up the mountain for "it" i reversed along the old byway  and up a bank a bit as i was having battery trouble and needed to make sure i stopped where i could bump start it, when we were in the middle of "it" a pair of headlights appeared and stopped with them shining in through the windscreen i thought what the fuck is this idiot up to and then i realised i hadn't reversed back far enough and had blocked the track so i had to climb into the drivers seat bollock naked to move the car and when i turned the key there was only the dreaded CLICK. I then had to shout out the window for him to reverse back enough so i could bump start it, got it going and reversed back out of the way, as he went passed i noticed it was the same 343 volvo my old man had then i notice the number plate it was him oh fuck i thought that killed "it" and i headed home, but instead of thinking it may have been stolen all i could think going home was what the fuck was he doing on top of that mountain at midnight, when i pulled up the old mans car was there but when i checked the registration number his was MUH41X and the one i saw was MUH42X one of few number plates i can still remember   

[XTreme]

24 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

When i had my reliant robin me and the wife, girlfriend back then nipped up the mountain for "it" i reversed along the old byway  and up a bank a bit as i was having battery trouble and needed to make sure i stopped where i could bump start it, when we were in the middle of "it" a pair of headlights appeared and stopped with them shining in through the windscreen i thought what the fuck is this idiot up to and then i realised i hadn't reversed back far enough and had blocked the track so i had to climb into the drivers seat bollock naked to move the car and when i turned the key there was only the dreaded CLICK. I then had to shout out the window for him to reverse back enough so i could bump start it, got it going and reversed back out of the way, as he want passed i noticed it was the same 343 volvo my old man had then i notice the number plate it was him oh fuck i thought that killed "it" and i headed home, but instead of thinking it may have been stolen all i could think going home was what the fuck was he doing on top of that mountain at midnight, when i pulled up the old mans car was there but when i checked the registration number his was MUH41X and the one i saw was MUH42X one of few number plates i can still remember   

So you got out of the Reliant bollocks naked with an unsightly erection and started pushing it? 

[Sir Fallsalot]

Just now, XTreme said:

So you got out of the Reliant bollocks naked with an unsightly erection and started pushing it? 

No i climbed over from the back to the front with an unsightly erection and let the handbrake off 

[XTreme]

11 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

No i climbed over from the back to the front with an unsightly erection and let the handbrake off 

@Grasshopper's Ride do you have any experience of men climbing over from the back to the front with unsightly erections and letting the handbrake off?

[Sir Fallsalot]

20 minutes ago, XTreme said:

@Grasshopper's Ride do you have any experience of men climbing over from the back to the front with unsightly erections and letting the handbrake off?

She does now 

[Grasshopper]

19 minutes ago, XTreme said:

@Grasshopper's Ride do you have any experience of men climbing over from the back to the front with unsightly erections and letting the handbrake off?

You know, you almost me had me on that one, I was close to having no response to that question, but then.....

 

Firstly, as a lady I never kiss and tell  

Secondly, in Canada doing "it" as you all refer to "it", in cars is for casuals....all that protection and safety,  bah I say

Until you have done "it" on a snowmobile in a snowstorm, you are not a real man.  You keep that little worm going in those conditions and I'll buy you a beer.  

 

Just for the record, I don't play with unsightly things 

[Grasshopper]

7 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

She does now 

I was starting to like you, now I have these visions and they are not nice in my head....tell them to go away

[XTreme]

30 minutes ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

I was starting to like you, now I have these visions and they are not nice in my head....tell them to go away

He's a deviant without a doubt Michelle! 

[Grasshopper]

6 minutes ago, XTreme said:

He's a deviant without a doubt Michelle! 

Not the only one I know! 

[Swagman]

11 minutes ago, Mawsley said:

I had to pay a farmer £20 to pull me off

a field, after I was stuck there for a bit.

So did Pete, he got stuck to the sheep.

[XTreme]

7 hours ago, Swagman said:

So did Pete, he got stuck to the sheep.

[boboneleg]

Fred's byway tale reminds me an incident back in the day.  We were on an evening trail ride in the summer and coming down the last lane as it had just got dark.  We rode through the ford and then turned a corner to find a Ford Sierra parked in the lane, there was no way we could get by it.

As it was a warm evening you tell the windows were open by the 'noise'  (even with our helmets on) coming from the occupants.  There were now six riders on their bikes discussing what to do when we observed 'it', a skinny little bum bobbing up and down

Judging by the increased noise we knew that it was not long to the end of the performance and so we waited until it went quiet and then in unison we put our lights on and sounded our horns, and clapped and whistled.

I've never see a Ford Sierra move so bloody fast as that one did out of that lane and back onto the road

[XTreme]

46 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Fred's byway tale reminds me an incident back in the day.  We were on an evening trail ride in the summer and coming down the last lane as it had just got dark.  We rode through the ford and then turned a corner to find a Ford Sierra parked in the lane, there was no way we could get by it.

As it was a warm evening you tell the windows were open by the 'noise'  (even with our helmets on) coming from the occupants.  There were now six riders on their bikes discussing what to do when we observed 'it', a skinny little bum bobbing up and down

Judging by the increased noise we knew that it was not long to the end of the performance and so we waited until it went quiet and then in unison we put our lights on and sounded our horns, and clapped and whistled.

I've never see a Ford Sierra move so bloody fast as that one did out of that lane and back onto the road

Fucking Peeping Tom!