XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 From Monday 8 March, anyone in Britain who enters “a port of departure to travel internationally” without a completed form will be committing a criminal offence – even if they are legally entitled to travel. The Declaration to Travel represents the latest tightening of the most draconian restrictions on movement ever known in peacetime! Source! They going to be tagging you next? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 It was all predicted you know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Next you will be saying the planet is flat. What completed form is this then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Richzx6r said: Next you will be saying the planet is flat. What completed form is this then THIS ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 But did you notice that it only says ENGLAND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, XTreme said: THIS ONE! Yeah I looked at it after id posted, what next......no more overseas holidays ...... Will this be forever or just whilst in restrictions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 Just now, Richzx6r said: Yeah I looked at it after id posted, what next......no more overseas holidays ...... Will this be forever or just whilst in restrictions No idea......but the odd thing is most countries are not letting Brits in anyway. So why is this being put in place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bruce said: The Welsh are internationally acknowledged as being cleaner and bathe more. I'd say that keeping the English locked inside England is an initiative that's long overdue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Bruce said: Ahem. All you sad bastids joining the lads weekend booze cruise please have your exit permit ready. There will be a couple points we are likely to hit international waters because lets face it they're only a few miles out. Please also prep your customs permits for any fish and shark brought back with you. Clive is in charge of all paperwork. No papers, no go. Cheaters will be unceremoniously dumped at IOM where you can enjoy free board and lodging for 6 weeks at Jurby alongside other smugglers and bandits. Fuck the paperwork im badass and do as I please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 55 minutes ago, XTreme said: I'd say that keeping the English locked inside England is an initiative that's long overdue. Feck off you Jack, I'll be sneeking over the border before long, it's an Englishman's right to invade Wales 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Just now, boboneleg said: Feck off you Jack, I'll be sneeking over the border before long, it's an Englishman's right to invade Wales Too true, someone has to watch over the poor sheep's wellbeing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 I can't see we would need a passport to enter Wales they would need stop checks on all crossing points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Bruce said: Ahem. All you sad bastids joining the lads weekend booze cruise please have your exit permit ready. There will be a couple points we are likely to hit international waters because lets face it they're only a few miles out. Please also prep your customs permits for any fish and shark brought back with you. Clive is in charge of all paperwork. No papers, no go. Cheaters will be unceremoniously dumped at IOM where you can enjoy free board and lodging for 6 weeks at Jurby alongside other smugglers and bandits. B&B at jurby jail just a pity we cant go next door to jurby junk anymore stella has sold out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Us bleedin' yanks need a passport just to enter Canada..... I can remember when that wasn't true.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 16 minutes ago, Clive said: Be buggered to renewing my passport just to get into Wales Why would you need a passport to enter Wales? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Draconian, i called that a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 22 minutes ago, Bruce said: Well she's ready. I snuck out for bread and drove past just to be sure Weather looks good Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Bruce as soon as they're out and free: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Bruce said: We've had perfect if chilly weather now for a week. I am so peeved. I should be out enjoying it. I would have been, you must be a pusy or something like it, you let other humans tell you what to do? Thats a fucked up world to have to live in i would revolt if i was you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 7, 2021 Author Share Posted March 7, 2021 58 minutes ago, Tym said: i would revolt if i was you. Bruce is always revolting! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 26 minutes ago, XTreme said: Bruce is always revolting! Should nickname him Skidmark® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Semi automatic cannon fire, drop guns behind enemy lines, fortify the homy stead by making as many babies as possible. You may have to triage priorities and start with the making babies part, remember, its for The King. Wait, never mind, found your problem right there. You;re Kingless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 7, 2021 Author Share Posted March 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, Tym said: Semi automatic cannon fire, drop guns behind enemy lines, fortify the homy stead by making as many babies as possible. You may have to triage priorities and start with the making babies part, remember, its for The King. Wait, never mind, found your problem right there. You;re Kingless. What Tym said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 43 minutes ago, Bruce said: They've closed the port down. Leaving port is not like fetching bread, the consequences could be significant. Maritime fines make road fines look like penny change, that's if I dont get my arse pounded with a short interlude at her Majesty's BnB Not to mention being seen in the boat equivalent of a 1970’s Skoda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 PC? Plastic Crap. Got it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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