XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 You do realise that "gentleman sausage" discussions would probably get you an incomprehensible warning PM in other places don't you? You standing by with one @Clive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 10, 2021 Author Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 10:27, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’m a fan of gentleman sausage it’s just the useless lump of skin that’s attached that can be irksome. Expand How did you know my foreskin is fully intact? Are you that stripper that was at George the rapists birthday party? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 10:42, Clive said: I have one typed up and ready........but I will make it as vague and incomprehensible as possible. Expand And don't forget to reference Buck's foreskin! It's no skin off my nose! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 10:46, XTreme said: And don't forget to reference Buck's foreskin! It's no skin off my nose! Expand Even if you have had it on your nose in the past 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 10:54, Richzx6r said: Even if you have had it on your nose in the past Expand Not me.....I've never actually met Buck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 10:30, Buckster said: How did you know my foreskin is fully intact? Are you that stripper that was at George the rapists birthday party? Expand You thought you were the stalker mwah ha ha haaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 @Slowlycatchymonkey.......have you thought about doing a nice thread on another forum telling them about your experiences here so far. After all, you've seen @Bruce's ass and he now wants you to play naughty nurse, you've discussed @Buckster's gentleman sausage, @Skippy's been sniffing round hoping to get a shag, and now @Clive wants to tell you about the various uses of his bollocks! This is truly The Greatest Show on Earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:15, XTreme said: @Slowlycatchymonkey.......have you thought about doing a nice thread on another forum telling them about your experiences here so far. After all, you've seen @Bruce's ass and he now wants you to play naughty nurse, you've discussed @Buckster's gentleman sausage, @Skippy's been sniffing round hoping to get a shag, and now @Clive wants to tell you about the various uses of his bollocks! This is truly The Greatest Show on Earth! Expand Why not, I’m pretty sure they’d love a thread about a bunch of hormonal men who cant control themselves. Give them a chance to show off their arses and talk bollocks too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:20, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Why not, I’m pretty sure they’d love a thread about a bunch of hormonal men who cant control themselves. Give them a chance to show off their arses and talk bollocks too Expand I take no responsibility if you get your collar felt of course.......as they are somewhat lacking in the humour department. As well as a number of other departments it has to be said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:24, XTreme said: I take no responsibility if you get your collar felt of course.......as they are somewhat lacking in the humour department. As well as a number of other departments it has to be said! Expand We must still be on the bitching thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:26, Clive said: I am waaay past hormonal, on the way to being decrepit...........bollocks!...have to talk about them, not sure where they are now, maybe the wife took them, it's a threat she frequently used. Expand Well if theyre not dangling so far down they slap the toilet bowl when you sit down to alert you theyre still there Id say youre waay off decrepit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Vomit tis a nursing forte along with any other foul thing that makes people with normal sensibilities run a mile. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:31, Clive said: Parts of me no longer work as intended Expand That is god setting you free from a hormonal brain cage just in time for you to look back and think damn it i was an idiot for a looong time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:34, Clive said: You can hold the bucket then! Expand I said nurse not nursemaid. Skills include little sympathy for things that aren’t serious, stopping people making a fuss about nothing and handing people the tools to care for themselves, like a mop n bucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:36, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I said nurse not nursemaid. Skills include little sympathy for things that aren’t serious, stopping people making a fuss about nothing and handing people the tools to care for themselves, like a mop n bucket Expand My only forte is being the Ringmaster of a virtual freak show according to @Grasshopper's Ride. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 10/03/2021 at 15:39, XTreme said: My only forte is being the Ringmaster of a virtual freak show according to @Grasshopper's Ride. Expand Theyre onto you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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