Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 18 minutes ago, Buckster said: I am now. Your in for a very dull time then but the idea of you spending time on a knitting forums is good. We’re doing pink glitter tea cosies this week. If you need a hand with the stitching up.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: I defer to Lenny Bruce on this.....it's not the words themselves......it's the intent behind them. My sentiments exactly. Who’s Lenny Bruce, sounds like he might have some more interesting words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Your in for a very dull time then but the idea of you spending time on a knitting forums is good. We’re doing pink glitter tea cosies this week. If you need a hand with the stitching up.... I’m actually an expert at stitch ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: My sentiments exactly. Who’s Lenny Bruce, sounds like he might have some more interesting words? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Buckster said: I’m actually an expert at stitch ups. I thought as much, probably all that knitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, XTreme said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce Cheers for that. American counterculture must be doing the rounds at the moment. I just bought Hunter S Thompson’s Hell’s Angels to read. Sonny Barger said he’s a chicken shit journalist who sensationalised everything to sell books. So we’ll see 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Welcome from Connecticut! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Oh God that rash is back, Gold Bond FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 That’s a flesh eating virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, Buckster said: That’s a flesh eating virus. Then its safe were it is for now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Tym said: Then its safe were it is for now. It has plenty to work with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 50 minutes ago, Bruce said: Oh hello. Welcome to the forum. You sound like a well balanced and amenable bint. Before you're jaded by the folk here I wonder if you can settle something for me. Does this look like a rash to you? I'm told it's a rash but it's not monkeybutt. Dont touch, Prickles has laid claim. Wouldn't want to start a fight Hmm well as a nurse who jacked it in a couple of years ago I’m dredging my memory banks for the name.. I think it might be ‘Imanarseitis’ the only cure is rear injection.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Hmm well as a nurse who jacked it in a couple of years ago I’m dredging my memory banks for the name.. I think it might be ‘Imanarseitis’ the only cure is rear injection.. He is into that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 28 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Hmm well as a nurse who jacked it in a couple of years ago I’m dredging my memory banks for the name.. I think it might be ‘Imanarseitis’ the only cure is rear injection.. Best quote ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Who was it on here who messaged me then? I genuinely thought you’d all just got bored. I didn’t realised lots of hands had been slapped and who’s driving the new world order that led to the commotion? It was me. Pete asked me to contact you as he hadn’t had a shag for ages and fancied his chances. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Skippy said: It was me. Pete asked me to contact you as he hadn’t had a shag for ages and fancied his chances. You've fucked up my chances now Ray.....you twat! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: You've fucked up my chances now Ray.....you twat! Au contraire Pete, I’ve just got the foreplay out of the way for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, XTreme said: You've fucked up my chances now Ray.....you twat! Yes he surely has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Yes he surely has That and the promise of ginger pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Thanks @Skippy for giving me the link. I’ve read some of your posts, could you delete me from your contacts now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Buckster said: That and the promise of ginger pubes. Hmm I thought we were talking iceland fishfinger here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Thanks @Skippy for giving me the link. I’ve read some of your posts, could you delete me from your contacts now Playing hard to get eh? I’m surprised because Pete said you were dead easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just now, Skippy said: Playing hard to get eh? I’m surprised because Pete said you were dead easy. No your a bit mixed up (I had been warned you can be), he was talking about your Mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Thanks @Skippy for giving me the link. I’ve read some of your posts, could you delete me from your contacts now He's one of those London types.....you know what they're like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: No your a bit mixed up (I had been warned you can be), he was talking about your Mama I was an orphan so hard to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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