Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Bold bordering on brazen starting a thread on my second day here but in for a penny in for a pound! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 My nurses love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bruce said: That's your best joke? So it's true nurses have no humour. Can’t find the bastard thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Just now, Bruce said: Be more poplualr showing off your abs then your ass, well, maybe not in your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bruce said: Buddy, I've got to the stage in life where I laugh at the youth strutting their six packs. Well, they laughing right back at ya, i love this joke thread so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bruce said: Like tan coloured toads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 More like remember who because the Public Health department uses contact tracing for STD outbreaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bruce said: Yep, not one milky white chocolate blob between them. So, when are we going to see your svelte elegance in pose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 You know what would be a funny thread, an Ask a Nurse Advice thread, we have some sad lots with plenty of potential humourous aflictions, like Bruces rash... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Good patients get good nurses, its like a little secret nobody knows about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 I’ve done my time listening to the worried well complaining about rashes, listening to endlessly detailed stories of peoples minor brushes with medical services and the unprompted showing of body parts. When I go somewhere new I always tell them I work in McDonald’s surprisingly no ones even slightly interested in talking to you about shite food 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 My dad was a surgeon, i hated assisting, people complainning about pain, blood puss, FFS get a life! My pa loved it i dunno, i just worked the front desk and billed people sums of money that left them comotose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, Tym said: My dad was a surgeon, i hated assisting, people complainning about pain, blood puss, FFS get a life! My pa loved it i dunno, i just worked the front desk and billed people sums of money that left them comotose. Who can forget the human skull on the desk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Bold bordering on brazen starting a thread on my second day here but in for a penny in for a pound! go for it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Who can forget the human skull on the desk? Those sold quick and at good prices, i loved the human body parts market, big turnover, low margins, how much does a shovel cost....lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Bruce said: That went as expected https://www.facebook.com/superbikefreaks/videos/273006290930836 The blokes laughing in the background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: The blokes laughing in the background she looked less than impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, skyrider said: she looked less than impressed Soaking leather trews in coffee is never gonna make the owner smile.. the malcontents look pretty happy though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 14 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Soaking leather trews in coffee is never gonna make the owner smile.. the malcontents look pretty happy though! they sure did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 12, 2021 Author Share Posted March 12, 2021 Posted this somewhere else a while ago but it still makes me laugh. Poor woman 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Its a special friend that will tell you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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