Tango Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Well? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 23, 2022 Author Share Posted August 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Tango said: Well? Ah so thats why British rail is so feckin slow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "Where are you coming from, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a country road at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a city street at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: Pretty sure they call them “ride” on there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skyrider Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 21 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: he looks half asleep 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 7 hours ago, Tango said: I saw one of my old bikes parked outside a bar a few years ago, it had a lot less miles on the clock than it did when I sold it... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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