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3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

@Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you!

 

You should have posted this in the politics section.

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

@Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you!

 

I don’t even understand what’s happening there.

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38 minutes ago, Pedro said:

I don’t even understand what’s happening there.

The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table!

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5 hours ago, XTreme said:

@Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you!

 

 

Or there's stuff like this ......................

 

 

 

Why you even bother with that wanky platform (twitter X or whatever it's called this week) I fail to understand :wank4az:

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2 hours ago, XTreme said:

The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table!

That's the secret entrance. 

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9 hours ago, XTreme said:

The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table!

Why is there a hole in the table ?

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

More Brits chilling out for @Pedro

They are just getting to know each other.

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

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6 hours ago, XTreme said:

More Brits chilling out for @Pedro

Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives 🤣 

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6 hours ago, XTreme said:

More Brits chilling out for @Pedro

I don’t really follow that show but I think the bird in the pink dress is to blame for all of that commotion.

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8 minutes ago, Saul said:

Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives 🤣 

In their defence, they’re probably hitting one of the guys they’re seeing.

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58 minutes ago, Saul said:

Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives 🤣 

Are you having English lessons from Le moose fondler 

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1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

Are you having English lessons from Le moose fondler 

You got Marcels new name all wrong, it should be Marcel le Moose Molester.

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11 hours ago, Buckster said:

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If it flies, floats or fucks its cheaper to rent it.

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