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11 hours ago, Buckster said:

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If it flies, floats or fucks its cheaper to rent it.

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On 10/05/2024 at 20:09, Pedro said:

In their defence, they’re probably hitting one of the guys they’re seeing.

No they are pissed up soft twats that can't throw or land an effective punch.    If they can't focus the last thing they should be doing is fighting.  

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On 10/05/2024 at 21:00, Sir Fallsalot said:

Are you having English lessons from Le moose fondler 

I was wondering who was this website's grammar nazi 🤣

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50 minutes ago, Saul said:

No they are pissed up soft twats that can't throw or land an effective punch.    If they can't focus the last thing they should be doing is fighting.  

I think your logic fails in that you are assuming there is a rational process leading up to drunken fighting.

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27 minutes ago, Pedro said:

I think your logic fails in that you are assuming there is a rational process leading up to drunken fighting.

I don't know there is any logic involved in anything that goes on there.  I would have thought if you couldn't focus the last thing you should do is risk getting thumped especially if you have no skill to defend yourself.  Not saying they were thinking that way they obviously weren't.  Like I said initially soft twats who couldn't throw or land a punch and luckily for both of them their opponents was equally clueless.  I have seen what happens when a drunk takes on someone who wasn't and could defend themselves.  It doesn't last long.  

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11 minutes ago, Saul said:

I don't know there is any logic involved in anything that goes on there.  I would have thought if you couldn't focus the last thing you should do is risk getting thumped especially if you have no skill to defend yourself.  Not saying they were thinking that way they obviously weren't.  Like I said initially soft twats who couldn't throw or land a punch and luckily for both of them their opponents was equally clueless.  I have seen what happens when a drunk takes on someone who wasn't and could defend themselves.  It doesn't last long.  

If most conflicts were fought by properly drunk soldiers, we’d have a nicer world :classic_laugh:

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6 minutes ago, Pedro said:

If most conflicts were fought by properly drunk soldiers, we’d have a nicer world :classic_laugh:

Interesting concept.   🤣

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1 hour ago, Pedro said:

If most conflicts were fought by properly drunk soldiers, we’d have a nicer world :classic_laugh:

Well Winston was mostly pissed during WW2.

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

This is @Skippy this morning ...........

 

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I was even worse than that Bob…….made a full recovery now thankfully 😁😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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