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Pedro

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  On 18/05/2024 at 09:51, Buckster said:

Seen it all, people taking a shit, puking, flashing, everything, it’s like a zoo at times.

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I've been to zoos, they're usually quite calm compared to that.

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Sir Fallsalot

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  On 18/05/2024 at 19:48, Buckster said:

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That reminds me of a time many years ago we were working away from home I think it was Maidstone in Kent, there was us the electricians and the fitters all staying in the same B&B and one of the fitters Keith was saying at breakfast he was in the tv lounge the night before and  was talking to some bird for a bit then started kissing her, he said she didn’t respond much so he started playing with her tits and then pulled them out. While he was playing with her tits she started snoring, we were all historical at this point and with that an old woman came into the dining room dragging her leg behind her as she walked, Keith turned around to us all and said that’s her. Turned out the Salvation Army put up homeless people in a room every now and again and Keith had molested a bag lady off the Street the dirty twat 😂

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  On 18/05/2024 at 20:35, Sir Fallsalot said:

That reminds me of a time many years ago we were working away from home I think it was Maidstone in Kent, there was us the electricians and the fitters all staying in the same B&B and one of the fitters Keith was saying at breakfast he was in the tv lounge the night before and  was talking to some bird for a bit then started kissing her, he said she didn’t respond much so he started playing with her tits and then pulled them out. While he was playing with her tits she started snoring, we were all historical at this point and with that an old woman came into the dining room dragging her leg behind her as she walked, Keith turned around to us all and said that’s her. Turned out the Salvation Army put up homeless people in a room every now and again and Keith had molested a bag lady off the Street the dirty twat 😂

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This place is going downhill fast.

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  On 18/05/2024 at 20:35, Sir Fallsalot said:

That reminds me of a time many years ago we were working away from home I think it was Maidstone in Kent, there was us the electricians and the fitters all staying in the same B&B and one of the fitters Keith was saying at breakfast he was in the tv lounge the night before and  was talking to some bird for a bit then started kissing her, he said she didn’t respond much so he started playing with her tits and then pulled them out. While he was playing with her tits she started snoring, we were all historical at this point and with that an old woman came into the dining room dragging her leg behind her as she walked, Keith turned around to us all and said that’s her. Turned out the Salvation Army put up homeless people in a room every now and again and Keith had molested a bag lady off the Street the dirty twat 😂

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FFS more coffee on my keyboard.   🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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