Buckster Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 It Snowed Last night. 8-00 am : I made a Snowman. 8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman. 8-15 so I made a Snow woman. 8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8-20 The gay couple living nearby moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person 8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white. 8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa. 8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended. 8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction. 8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied " snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care. 9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested. Moral. There is no moral to the story, it is what we have become. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boboneleg Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 Says it all really ..................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 30 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Says it all really ..................... what a women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 2 hours ago, Six30 said: what a women Exactly, f*cked up the lives of thousands of working men and their families . That’s why she’s in the joke section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 18 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Exactly, f*cked up the lives of thousands of working men and their families . That’s why she’s in the joke section only if they was coal miners ... lefty twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boboneleg Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 3 hours ago, Six30 said: only if they was coal miners ... lefty twat Steel workers, Train staff, ICI, car industry, chemical industry, etc , The list is endless and now we have a country full of loadsamoney chavs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 3 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Steel workers, Train staff, ICI, car industry, chemical industry, etc , The list is endless and now we have a country full of loadsamoney chavs Well they should of tried harder at school a got better jobs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 Just now, Six30 said: Well they should of tried harder at school a got better jobs They had good jobs, they were the backbone of industry in this country. Her legacy is a country full of chavs , influencers and you tube wankers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 9 minutes ago, boboneleg said: They had good jobs, they were the backbone of industry in this country. Her legacy is a country full of chavs , influencers and you tube wankers It was not just the mine workers who lost out, many firms that serviced the mining industry (Davis of Derby...Dosco....Dowty.... Hollybank, to name but a few) just disappeared when the mines were closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 No politics you bunch of cunts. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Clive Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 15 minutes ago, Buckster said: No politics you bunch of cunts. Point taken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 52 minutes ago, Six30 said: Well they should of tried harder at school a got better jobs Was that sentence’s grammar done in irony? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 5 minutes ago, Pedro said: Was that sentence’s grammar done in irony? No, he's a thick twat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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