boboneleg Posted Tuesday at 20:27 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:27 So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?” Elmer says: “Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir Fallsalot Posted yesterday at 17:09 Share Posted yesterday at 17:09 I found the original version of that 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Six30 Posted yesterday at 19:53 Share Posted yesterday at 19:53 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: a pub i used to go in the rumour was the bar maid used to put Chum round her growler and let her Alsatian lick it off...she wasn't a bad looking bird..''but she was pretty fucked up , i heard a few years back she topped herself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 46 minutes ago, Six30 said: Make a video of your first use. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, "Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." To this, Edna replied, "Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars." Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Buddy replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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