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Slowlycatchymonkey

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1 hour ago, Buckster said:

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and @Six30?

 

 

One is a famous dead scientist and the other one fucks kids.

I will not have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.

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A teacher said I'm going to ask you a question and i want adult answer's because you are getting grown up now, the teacher said Mary what did you do at the weekend?  the little girl said we went for a ride on a choo choo train and the teacher said no, i went for a ride on a train, teacher said JEAN you tell us an adult answer where did you go Sunday?  Jean said went out for din din's and teacher said no you went out for lunch, so the teacher looked around the class and she spot's Billy in the corner so teacher say's Billy stand up and tell us in adult language what you did and remember all the girl's got it wrong, so teacher said what did you do Billy he said read a book and the teacher said what was the book called, Billy replies WINNIE THE SHIT miss

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