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Buckster Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Mr. Slowly walks into a bar, the barman asks him what he would like. He replies “just a beer”. The barman says “why are you looking so down?” Mr. Slowly replies “well me and the wife had an argument and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month” The barman says “so what’s so bad about that?” Mr. Slowly replies “the month ends tonight.” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saul Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Some nicknames that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends and workmates: Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter. Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap. The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side). The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. ' The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute. Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day. Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns. Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...' Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour. Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls .. The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle. Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat. Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.. Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock. The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists. The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers. The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied. The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion. The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.. Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker) The Olympic Flame - He never goes oot Cannae - architect called David cope who wasn't always great under pressure. "cannae cope" Forty - sales director surname of watt and nickname because she was a bit dim. 1Tony Madge Share ON THIS DAY 10 years ago Active Saul Sandey · Shared with Your friends 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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