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37 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Best for whom?

The bear gets lunch, you get away, seems to me 2 out of 3 isn't bad...

It's like the old joke about 2 guys walking through the savanna and they meet a hungry lion. One of the immediately reaches into his backpack and gets a pair of running shoes out and starts putting them on. The other guy says "you're wasting your time, you'll never outrun a lion!"

He replies " I know that but, as long as I can run faster than you!"

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9 minutes ago, DesmoDog said:

Now you've done it. You've triggered that age old argument on what the game should be.

https://deadspin.com/duck-duck-gray-duck-isnt-just-a-stupid-regionalism-1819317297

 

PS - I grew up in Minnesota. 

I'm not aware of this game, but I used to participate in a drinking game called "fuzzy duck"! 😂😂😂

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19 hours ago, Tango said:

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Almost managed a similar one earlier today, but fumbling with my phone took forever and my dog didn't contribute to the ducks not starting to walk towards the water

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32 minutes ago, Tango said:

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This year is the last one as trans activists are hijacking it and calling it transphobic.

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1 hour ago, Buckster said:

This year is the last one as trans activists are hijacking it and calling it transphobic.

Mother's and Father's days will be their next target! 😉😂😂

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On 08/03/2023 at 12:24, Tango said:

Mother's and Father's days will be their next target! 😉😂😂

And what about grandparents day, or cousins day or aunt and uncle day.....gotta be inclusive here!

Could we take it further?

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29 minutes ago, busabeast said:

And what about grandparents day, or cousins day or aunt and uncle day.....gotta be inclusive here!

Could we take it further?

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ON THE 19th

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1 hour ago, busabeast said:

And what about grandparents day, or cousins day or aunt and uncle day.....gotta be inclusive here!

Could we take it further?

Feck it we should have a National one peggers day 

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