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Slowlycatchymonkey

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1 hour ago, Earache said:

Of course @Six30 has - why do you think it itches?

She’s not itching it she’s trying to recreate the pleasure I gave her …. The dirty filthy bitch .

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Women just don’t think in innuendo to the same extent. I joined another forum recently (please don’t ban me, I know it’s not allowed and I’m sorry, I’ll leave there immediately.. oops no, thats the other place 😂) and as it’s a food forum I just type a sentence and post it, thats it. Here I re-read it, look at the possible innuendo and rephrase it if I’d rather the post read than a scene from a carry on 😆 

Mind you it’s also funny to leave it as is and have a scene from a carry on 🤣

 

At home all three of mine do “thats what she/he said” and “title of your sex tape” from bloody Brooklyn 99

So something innocent like squeezing a loaf of bread and saying “its gone hard” 

“thats what she said” 

Or “that was a mistake” 

“title of your sex tape”

It’s a sport here  to see who can pick them out fastest!

 

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16 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I joined another forum recently (please don’t ban me, I know it’s not allowed and I’m sorry, I’ll leave there immediately.. oops no, thats the other place

Clash Royale Yes GIF by Clash

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5 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

...... Here I re-read it, look at the possible innuendo and rephrase it if I’d rather the post read than a scene from a carry on 😆 

 

 

We all stopped developing mentally at age 12. Sorry.

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