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4 hours ago, Clive said:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/787958456328263?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

 

Did the bus driver call him a cunt 🤔 

Wasn’t me, it was a bus from the same depot though, the manager said he is glad it wasn’t me as the video may have turned a little graphic.

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11 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Wasn’t me, it was a bus from the same depot though, the manager said he is glad it wasn’t me as the video may have turned a little graphic.

what .... you would of got out your bus and fucked him up his  arse

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27 minutes ago, Six30 said:

what .... you would of got out your bus and fucked him up his  arse

You are obsessed with bum sex.

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Grammar Nahtzees.

If you use Neither, you must use Nor, Either or Or.

Grammar, it’s important, otherwise you’d be helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.

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Hey Pete, here's the new gym equipment for the Mods lounge, sign off on it and I'll arrange the 'installation'.

Wink wing nudge nudge.

 

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30 minutes ago, XTreme said:

'perspicacity'.

The quality of having a ready insight into things;

That's a robot, not pre-programmed, that's a bit of a worry and AI is an even bigger one, it will soon escape and become Skynet.

That's my perspicacity, you doubters that call me crazy should take another look at what I say because which ever way you cut it I am right.

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35 minutes ago, zzzak said:

'perspicacity'.

The quality of having a ready insight into things;

That's a robot, not pre-programmed, that's a bit of a worry and AI is an even bigger one, it will soon escape and become Skynet.

That's my perspicacity, you doubters that call me crazy should take another look at what I say because which ever way you cut it I am right.

That's a voice over zzzak! :classic_laugh:

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With planning I'll be under the desert stars, just me and my cat.

His names Pepe after the Egyptian pharaoh who ruled from age 8 to 74, I looked for a citation on Pepe as a pharoah and couldn't find one.

Google is now just rubbish, it reminds me of the destruction of the library at Alexandria, blame it on the usual suspects.

 

 

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