Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Six30]

[busabeast]

1 minute ago, Six30 said:

we can all but hope

It would be doing the country a service, would give the person responsible a knighthood 

[busabeast]

1 minute ago, Six30 said:

It's definitely our part feral little shit

[Six30]

[Buckster]

23 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Have your balls recovered yet?

 

Asking for a friend. 

 

[Six30]

3 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Have your balls recovered yet?

 

Asking for a friend. 

 

yeh .. the cat aint though , the vicious bastard

[Clive]

[Buckster]

[boboneleg]

-300c will never happen no matter cold it gets , miserable twats 

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[zzzak]

6 hours ago, boboneleg said:

-300c will never happen no matter cold it gets , miserable twats 

Outer space has a baseline temperature of 2.7 Kelvin, minus 453.8 degrees Fahrenheit or minus 270.45 degrees Celsius, so you're quite right there, makes me wonder how the astronauts dealt with it in a tin can on the way to the Moon.

[Buckster]

43 minutes ago, zzzak said:

Outer space has a baseline temperature of 2.7 Kelvin, minus 453.8 degrees Fahrenheit or minus 270.45 degrees Celsius, so you're quite right there, makes me wonder how the astronauts dealt with it in a tin can on the way to the Moon.

There are these things called heaters, it’s amazing what they come up with.

[Buckster]

9 hours ago, Clive said:

That’s definitely Wales.

[zzzak]

39 minutes ago, Buckster said:

There are these things called heaters, it’s amazing what they come up with.

Really, and given the size of the capsule where did they keep the batteries, we're talking close to absolute zero, are you really that thick ?

[Buckster]

46 minutes ago, zzzak said:

Really, and given the size of the capsule where did they keep the batteries, we're talking close to absolute zero, are you really that thick ?

I’m a hell of a lot more intelligent than you. That crazy woman who tested you lied to you.

[zzzak]

1 hour ago, Buckster said:

I’m a hell of a lot more intelligent than you. That crazy woman who tested you lied to you.

Do you really think that you can keep three people alive in a tin can for an alleged three days at a temperature of nearly absolute zero from a battery, you may have a future in the electric car industry. ?

[zzzak]

[busabeast]

9 hours ago, Buckster said:

I’m a hell of a lot more intelligent than you. That crazy woman who tested you lied to you.

[busabeast]

9 hours ago, Buckster said:

I’m a hell of a lot more intelligent than you. That crazy woman who tested you lied to you.

It would seem you a hell of a lot more rumbled than zakkk too, time for a chill pill I think, we don't want this behaviour putting off the floods of new signees to the forum 

[busabeast]

9 hours ago, zzzak said:

What you need to ask yourself is where are the hands of the guy in the green top, the guy behind is looking slightly serious like he's in deep concentration 'it's not Lionel Ritchie, it's not Lionel Ritchie! It's a nice girl squeeze my cock!'

[Buckster]

1 hour ago, busabeast said:

What you need to ask yourself is where are the hands of the guy in the green top, the guy behind is looking slightly serious like he's in deep concentration 'it's not Lionel Ritchie, it's not Lionel Ritchie! It's a nice girl squeeze my cock!'

You have obviously put a lot of thought into that.

[Buckster]

10 hours ago, zzzak said:

Do you really think that you can keep three people alive in a tin can for an alleged three days at a temperature of nearly absolute zero from a battery, you may have a future in the electric car industry. ?

I would like to explain it to you but I don’t think I can dumb it down to a level you could understand. Suffice to say the issue was not in keeping it warm enough but in keeping it cool enough, again you won’t be able to understand that electronics produced heat, the astronauts produced heat, the sun warmed one side of the capsule most of the time, the vacuum of space is actually a good insulator. No, I can see all this is beyond you, perhaps you could do some objective research, ha, well at least this is the joke section.