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2 hours ago, Six30 said:

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People may scoff at Eddie Izzard but two things….

1. He’s got bigger balls than you

2. He’d do a better job than absolutely any of those Tory w*nkers 

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3 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

People may scoff at Eddie Izzard but two things….

1. He’s got bigger balls than you

2. He’d do a better job than absolutely any of those Tory w*nkers 

he needs bits of his brain removing the twat

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Just now, Six30 said:

he needs bits of his brain removing the twat

I’m prepared to bet my house that his brain far exceeds anyone on here ……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@zzzak excepted of course 🙄

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16 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

People may scoff at Eddie Izzard but two things….

1. He’s got bigger balls than you

2. He’d do a better job than absolutely any of those Tory w*nkers 

Also has a great name for a 90s glam rock singer!

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29 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I’m prepared to bet my house that his brain far exceeds anyone on here ……

And he ain't a crook or a Russian plant!

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44 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I’m prepared to bet my house that his brain far exceeds anyone on here ……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even the bit thats convinced him he dont want his cock any more

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

People may scoff at Eddie Izzard but two things….

1. He’s got bigger balls than you

2. He’d do a better job than absolutely any of those Tory w*nkers 

RED CARD:classic_laugh:

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3 hours ago, Six30 said:

Even the bit thats convinced him he dont want his cock any more

He’s a fucking fruitcake.

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When you turn up at the pub on Saturday night and all your mates are drinking coke because of Dry January!

 

 

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43 minutes ago, Tango said:

When you turn up at the pub on Saturday night and all your mates are drinking coke because of Dry January!

 

 

Fuck dry January I've well and truly broke that

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1 hour ago, busabeast said:

Fuck dry January I've well and truly broke that

does lager shandy count though ?

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