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Pete Shit walks into a restaurant to pick up his take away order.

Hello, I'm Pete Shit and I'm here to pick up my order.

Server: Hello sir, and ... Pete Shit? That's an unusual name...

Pete Shit: Yes, I got sick of my name and had it changed! I used to be called Tony Shit and that really sucked

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5 minutes ago, Pedro said:

Pete Shit walks into a restaurant to pick up his take away order.

Hello, I'm Pete Shit and I'm here to pick up my order.

Server: Hello sir, and ... Pete Shit? That's an unusual name...

Pete Shit: Yes, I got sick of my name and had it changed! I used to be called Tony Shit and that really sucked

The family name of the people who owned our house before the couple we bought it from were called Fuck. That raised a few eyebrows when we were signing the contract! 😂😂😂

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51 minutes ago, Tango said:

The family name of the people who owned our house before the couple we bought it from were called Fuck. That raised a few eyebrows when we were signing the contract!

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Three young black men in court , Leroy is given 15 years for possession of a knife , Winston is given 25 years for possession of a gun and Denzil is given 10 years for possession of 59p in loose change .

Summing up the judge said although Denzil wasn’t in possession of a knife or a gun it’s clear he was saving up for one .

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