Renegade Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Yesterday I thought It’s a nice day so I’ll take the bike out , whilst out I got in a race with a Harley Davidson , at first on the flat straight roads I had the upper hand and could stay in front quite comfortably then we hit the down hill straight and that’s when he over took me and took quite a lead , I thought I’d never catch up but when it came to the twisty uphill roads I was really on his tail , I had to pedal like mad but I managed to get back in front 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 44 minutes ago, Renegade said: Yesterday I thought It’s a nice day so I’ll take the bike out , whilst out I got in a race with a Harley Davidson , at first on the flat straight roads I had the upper hand and could stay in front quite comfortably then we hit the down hill straight and that’s when he over took me and took quite a lead , I thought I’d never catch up but when it came to the twisty uphill roads I was really on his tail , I had to peddle like mad but I managed to get back in front It's fucking pedal, ped is foot, you know, biped, two feet, like a fucking duck, and al is a lever, to peddle is what pikeys do, selling cheap shit from door to door, ask Bucky, you may have to wait till he gets home from his second job though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 @Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: @Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you! You should have posted this in the politics section. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 2 hours ago, XTreme said: @Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you! I don’t even understand what’s happening there. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 38 minutes ago, Pedro said: I don’t even understand what’s happening there. The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Leave him there, the world will be no worse off. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 5 hours ago, XTreme said: @Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you! Or there's stuff like this ...................... Why you even bother with that wanky platform (twitter X or whatever it's called this week) I fail to understand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 2 hours ago, XTreme said: The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table! That's the secret entrance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 9 hours ago, XTreme said: The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table! Why is there a hole in the table ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XTreme Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 More Brits chilling out for @Pedro 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 1 hour ago, XTreme said: More Brits chilling out for @Pedro They are just getting to know each other. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car' 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years' 'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 6 hours ago, XTreme said: More Brits chilling out for @Pedro Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 6 hours ago, XTreme said: More Brits chilling out for @Pedro I don’t really follow that show but I think the bird in the pink dress is to blame for all of that commotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 8 minutes ago, Saul said: Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives In their defence, they’re probably hitting one of the guys they’re seeing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 58 minutes ago, Saul said: Soft twats couldn't through or land a puch to save their lives Are you having English lessons from Le moose fondler 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zzzak Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Are you having English lessons from Le moose fondler You got Marcels new name all wrong, it should be Marcel le Moose Molester. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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