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Six30 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 31 minutes ago, boboneleg said: true ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 2 hours ago, Tango said: That’s @MooN when he goes clubbing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 28 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: When she says..I look like my Dad... SIX30 would.. i would now 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 @Marcel le Moose Fondler has had strobe lights installed in his bedroom.. he says the sex is the same... but his bird looks like she is moving 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 19 minutes ago, Buckster said: That’s @MooN when he goes clubbing. you lost me... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 6 minutes ago, MooN said: you lost me... The spelling mistake is at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I never understood, why is @MooN a cunt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 3 minutes ago, Pedro said: I never understood, why is @MooN a cunt? Tradition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 3 minutes ago, Buckster said: Tradition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: Tradition. Probably the same tradition that got me labeled "RedNeck" years ago.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boboneleg Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 12 hours ago, zzzak said: Not so much in your case @zzzak 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: Not so much in your case @zzzak They told me not to get vaxxed, so I'm one up there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Dinner and a show, Aussie style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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