Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Renegade]

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The

man realizes that he can't find the rake.

He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and

shouts back, "What?"

The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally

makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and again says, "What?"

The man repeats his gestures. The wife replies that she understands and

decides to signal back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then

she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.

Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the hell was that?"

She replies... EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!"

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Buckster]

[Renegade]

Two guys grow-up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

“Again? Why?"

"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again.

"So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.”

"Why?”

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again.

"Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay, let’s give it a try."

[Sir Fallsalot]

[Catteeclan]

2 hours ago, Renegade said:

Two guys grow-up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with big boobs, tight shorts, and gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

“Again? Why?"

"They have a cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again.

"So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.”

"Why?”

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again.

"Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay, let’s give it a try."

I can't imagine a time I get bored of boobs

[Buckster]

3 hours ago, Catteeclan said:

I can't imagine a time I get bored of boobs

Well this place is full of tits.