boboneleg Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?” Elmer says: “Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir Fallsalot Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 I found the original version of that 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Six30 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 2 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: a pub i used to go in the rumour was the bar maid used to put Chum round her growler and let her Alsatian lick it off...she wasn't a bad looking bird..''but she was pretty fucked up , i heard a few years back she topped herself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 46 minutes ago, Six30 said: Make a video of your first use. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, "Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." To this, Edna replied, "Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars." Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Buddy replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renegade Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just for the boys 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 17 minutes ago, Renegade said: Just for the boys outrageous behaviour ... watched it 8 times ... does not get any less outrageous 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbours kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbours could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbours screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage. . 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Dragons to be reintroduced to Wales after an absence of more than 1000 years , local conservation groups say they are pleased by the move that will put a large predator back in the food chain .... There has been concern shown by the farming community due to the risk of predation to livestock but the Welsh assembly say they are willing to pay compensation to farmers who can prove loss; the other danger with the dragons’ eating habits of taking virgins is not thought to be a problem as they became extinct in Wales many years ago anyway...... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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