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Johnny finds a roll of chicken wire, so he heads out ...

Neighbor asks: hey Johnny, where are you going with that chicken wire?

Johnny says: Going to catch some chicken

Neighbour says, laughing: Johnny, you can't catch chicken with chicken wire!!! 

But sure enough, Johnny comes home after a few hours with 5 chicken strapped to his belt.

 

Next day, Johnny heads out holding on to a roll of duct tape.

Neighbour, sitting outside, shouts at him: hey Johnny, where are you going with that duct tape?

Johnny says: well, to catch some ducks.

Neighbour says: that's just silly, you can't catch ducks using duct tape, it's not even spelled the same!

But sure enough, he watches Johnny coming back after a few hours with 6 ducks strapped to his belt.

 

Next day, Johnny heads out holding on to a bouquet of pussy willow.

Neighbour, sitting outside, shouts at Johnny: hey Johnny, wait a moment, I'm coming along

 

 

 

 

 

Saw this on instagram, had to look up what pussy willow is :classic_laugh:

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Yeast wont grow well after being iced with a lollie, one could hope im not an expert,

 

Id stick with the no sugar types.

 

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11 minutes ago, Six30 said:

This is a fucking cracker … you best sit down and hold on to your ribs fellas ….

 

 

 

 

 

@XTreme been told his bike is all done and he is getting it back .

Not only that but a new ABS module fixed an oil leak.

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