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Slowlycatchymonkey

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1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

She's led a sheltered life cos they usually want a whole cornucopia of things 😆

Fake news , she probably wants new lips, cheeks, nose, tits , etc etc

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1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

She's led a sheltered life cos they usually want a whole cornucopia of things 😆

I dunno, id take a toyota pickup over a hookup anyday, and the bright side is you actually want the toyota to last a long time, the hookup? Not so much.

 

 

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I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition.

The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize.”

"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.

"Feel Confident?" the presenter asked, "It's a
Geography Question."

"Well, I've got a degree in Geography from University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 5 years"

"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Tory leadership hustings and to meet the two leadership candidates afterwards for afternoon tea, what is the capital of France?"

"Bracknell", I replied.

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