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Six30 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 14 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: @Buckster must be shitting himself … no matter how many bricks he put in them satchels … he must be praying for rain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 49 minutes ago, Six30 said: @Buckster must be shitting himself … no matter how many bricks he put in them satchels … he must be praying for rain Industrial mincing machine and a barrel of bleach, even the dna doesn’t survive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 35 minutes ago, Buckster said: Industrial mincing machine and a barrel of bleach, even the dna doesn’t survive. Why didn’t I think of that ! I’m a fucking amateur , I’ve just bought two pigs . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Six30 said: Why didn’t I think of that ! I’m a fucking amateur , I’ve just bought two pigs . You need at least 15 to get rid of a body, so I’ve heard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 Concrete. We build a new unit every year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 52 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Concrete. We build a new unit every year. How many bodies you got in there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Six30 said: How many bodies you got in there ? Variable per m2 depending on depth. Its been a busy month. I could tell but then Id have to kill you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 7 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Variable per m2 depending on depth. Its been a busy month. I could tell but then Id have to kill you. Tell him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir Fallsalot Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Anyone remember poems like this from their youth There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour his prick was a flower and his arse was covered in weeds 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Anyone remember poems like this from their youth There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour his prick was a flower and his arse was covered in weeds There one was a Scotsman called Andy Who stood in a pub with a shandy When he lifted his kilt, to see what he'd spilt The barmaid said 'Cor blimey that's 'andy.' Tarzan swings Tarzan falls Jane she catch him by the balls And that is why he always calls Arrrararaaarararararrrraaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh Georgie Porgy pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them as well, cos he's funny that way. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 34 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Anyone remember poems like this from their youth There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour his prick was a flower and his arse was covered in weeds Yen he was an Englishman, Yen he was a twat, Yen he wobbled into town, And in his pants he shat! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 Diarrhoea.. diarrhoea Runs through your bum like a bullit in a gun.. diarrhoea.. diarrhoea People think its funny but its really rather runny.. diarrhoea.. diarrhoea 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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