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Slowlycatchymonkey

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34 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Yen he was an Englishman,

Yen he was a twat,

Yen he wobbled into town,

And in his pants he shat!

Pete he was a Welshman

Pete he was a cleaner

Nothing else to do to it

Because he'd bought a Beemer

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Numa noite the orvalho,

fui cagar ao cemitério

Levantou-se o morto e disse,

Vai cagar para o caralho!

 

 

 

Quando eu era pequenino a minha mãe fez-me uns calções

Eram largos na cintura

E apertados nos colhões!

 

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1 minute ago, Pedro said:

Numa noite the orvalho,

fui cagar ao cemitério

Levantou-se o morto e disse,

Vai cagar para o caralho!

 

 

 

Quando eu era pequenino a minha mãe fez-me uns calções

Eram largos na cintura

E apertados nos colhões!

 

Wot Pedro said :classic_laugh:

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44 minutes ago, yen_powell said:

Not actually a joke, taken in Bow this week. Electric vehicles are starting to catch on.

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Needs unplugging and shoving in the owners mouth … how stupid are people .

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1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Much more of it and they’ll start enforcing the law.
Nice fat fines straight into the councils coffers. 

got to get the money back from car tax they wont get from electric vehicles some how ..... you wait for the uproar when every one  who's bought electric starts getting charged per mile .

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18 minutes ago, Six30 said:

got to get the money back from car tax they wont get from electric vehicles some how ..... you wait for the uproar when every one  who's bought electric starts getting charged per mile .

They’ve already said they want to do that but not just for electric vehicles 😞

Nothing to stop them taxing electric vehicles either, this is just a honeymoon period. The blood sucking vampires will take it one way or another.

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53 minutes ago, Six30 said:

got to get the money back from car tax they wont get from electric vehicles some how ..... you wait for the uproar when every one  who's bought electric starts getting charged per mile .

What about the revenue they loose when everyone stops buying petrol and diesel, tax on cars is a drop in the ocean compared to that, it'll cost a fiver to dry my hair so god help someone who actually has hair :classic_laugh:

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