Tango Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Lol. The local bus where I used to live! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Tango said: Lol. The local bus where I used to live! You’re shitting me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tango Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Bucks been on the sauce again!! Â 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Tango said: Bucks been on the sauce again!! Â If I lived there I would be out there with a knife, one good stab to the bladder (of the the bagpipes) would solve that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckster Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 Turns out Marcel is Swedish and prone to bouts of gratrunka. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tango Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 A friday fun test. This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1 and 9. Multiply by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by 3 again. Add the 2 digits together. Now discover your favourite film! 3. Oliver Twist. 4. Star Wars. 5. Forrest Gump. 6. Saving Private Ryan. 7. Jaws. 8. Grease. 9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys. 10. Mary Poppins 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tango Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 One for the ladies! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir Fallsalot Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Why do Welsh men Make great lovers.. Because they can be on top for 90 minutes and still come second 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zzzak Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?" And then the fight started..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022  And they say its healthy for you.......  That shit is not going anywhere near my mouth 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 30 minutes ago, busabeast said:  And they say its healthy for you.......  That shit is not going anywhere near my mouth Not true though is it, here's the ingredients for 'Edwards' beef burgers Beef (75%), Gluten Free Breadcrumbs (Rice Flour, Gram Flour, Maize Starch, Salt, Dextrose), Water, Caramelised Red Onion Chutney (5%) (Red Onion, Dark Muscavado Sugar, Red Wine Vinegar (Sodium Metabisulphite), Sunflower Oil, Cinnamon, Clove), Seasoning (Rice Flour, Salt, Dried Onion (Sulphite), Potassium Chloride, Dextrose, Preservetive (Sodium Sulphite), Yeast Extract, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Dried Garlic, Natural Flavourings, Natural Colour (Carmine), Flavouring), Caramelised Red Onion (2%) (Red Onion, Dark Muscovado Sugar, Sunflower Oil), Rice Flour  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Not true though is it, here's the ingredients for 'Edwards' beef burgers Beef (75%), Gluten Free Breadcrumbs (Rice Flour, Gram Flour, Maize Starch, Salt, Dextrose), Water, Caramelised Red Onion Chutney (5%) (Red Onion, Dark Muscavado Sugar, Red Wine Vinegar (Sodium Metabisulphite), Sunflower Oil, Cinnamon, Clove), Seasoning (Rice Flour, Salt, Dried Onion (Sulphite), Potassium Chloride, Dextrose, Preservetive (Sodium Sulphite), Yeast Extract, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Dried Garlic, Natural Flavourings, Natural Colour (Carmine), Flavouring), Caramelised Red Onion (2%) (Red Onion, Dark Muscovado Sugar, Sunflower Oil), Rice Flour  Don’t know who Edward is, but I buy burguers from Sérgio and there is only beef and bacon on his burguers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 27, 2022 Author Share Posted November 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Pedro said: Don’t know who Edward is, but I buy burguers from Sérgio and there is only beef and bacon on his burguers! Unlikely Pedro, even if he skipped the crumb part which is what retains the juices in the burger the bacon will have been made with nitrites or sulphites or metabisulphites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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