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2 minutes ago, Tym said:

What does having nothing to say have anything to do with not saying anything, just saying. :littleguy:

What you trying to say then @Tymspit it out will ya.?

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What i was saying was if having something to say was a prerequisite of saying something the current crop of  humanity wouldnt need ears. :wave:

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2 minutes ago, Tym said:

What i was saying was if having something to say was a prerequisite of saying something the current crop of  humanity wouldnt need ears. :wave:

Now that was well said @Tym.

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17 minutes ago, Swagman said:

What you trying to say then @Tymspit it out will ya.?

The word on the street was that you'd gone snivelling back to the other forum pleading to be Fender's Bitch!

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But then you found out that @Six30 had already got that gig! You were devastated apparently.

This is you this is!

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Did you hear that @Tym?

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Just now, Clive said:

Retirement going fine, being under house arrest ain't.....only 14 days to go till a bit of freedom.

 

What about the loaf of bread angle?

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2 minutes ago, XTreme said:

What about the loaf of bread angle?

Maybe its time to cut that loaf, back to poop jokes cool :littleguy:

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1 minute ago, Bruce said:

I'm particularly worried about Swaggy. Not his normal self at all. Has he run out of prune juice or something?

Me #Too.I was worried i was going to die and the only people around would be the type trying to act like they cared. :littleguy:

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Whoo hoo, 128 this morning. Someone hold my hand quick, this is the big one! :littleguy:

 

Loosing weight is easy why do y;all fret over it so much.

 

Dont you want new clothes?

 

 :classic_unsure:

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I have a question, i just made mum a warm toasted buttered "English Muffin"

 

Whats exactly is "English" about it? It tastes good it cant be "English" food.

 

:classic_unsure:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bruce said:

I'm particularly worried about Swaggy. Not his normal self at all. Has he run out of prune juice or something?

Yeah me too @Bruce I’m not myself but hey ho and on we go.

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Just now, XTreme said:

What's the matter Keith? Side effects from the vaccination?

Shouldn’t be not after all this time, rung the quacks now I’ve had to send for a corona virus test kit, it’s a fucking nightmare I only wanted to see the doc.

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1 minute ago, Swagman said:

Shouldn’t be not after all this time, rung the quacks now I’ve had to send for a corona virus test kit, it’s a fucking nightmare I only wanted to see the doc.

But you've already had it though? 

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Just now, Bruce said:

Lets not go there. I'm getting my jab this afternoon. I shaved a 1 inch square patch on my arse for the nurse and am contemplating getting the missus to do me a glitter tattoo of a bullseye there. Our district nurse is a hottie. After my heart surgery she was a regular at my door for too short a time.

Why your ass?

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7 minutes ago, XTreme said:

But you've already had it though? 

Yeah but I have a cough which I’ve had for over three weeks and they say on the tv to go get it checked out at the doc’s, yeah like that will work as soon as you mention cough they are not going to see you, fucking nobheads.

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10 minutes ago, Bruce said:

Where did you get your injection? You mean it's not in the ass? I requested it personally :classic_ninja:

You requested it is the ass again?

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