yen_powell Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Face like a bag of spanners. I wouldn't like to pay for their breakfast (about a large person) Go and throw a few fucks into them (telling someone off) Blood and guts (the red and cream colour of a particular company's railway carriages) Up and down like a whore's drawers (about uneven paving) No two pounds of him hanging straight (an ungainly chap) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 To describe a loose woman: "she's as whorish as a chicken" because of how hens offer their behinds to roosters, I assume 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 "More ups and downs than a Catholic wedding" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 "So broke ya can't afford to Pay Attention".... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 "... depois não te queixes que o arroz tem formigas" word by word translated to "then don't complain there are ants in your rice". You use it a situation where someone is talking like they are acting or going to act careless, and you reply that "ok, you can do that but then don't come back complaining about current circumstances" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mess Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 If it ain't broke ...don't fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mess Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Dumber than a bag of hammers My dad used that one a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 23/03/2021 at 22:17, Pedro said: To describe a loose woman: "she's as whorish as a chicken" because of how hens offer their behinds to roosters, I assume Expand or a fanny like a Wizards sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Ya maw’s a beetroot. Yer bums out the windae, ye fuckin bampot. Ye’ve got a face lit a melted welly. Ya wispy-haired, leather-faced, bawbag-eyed, huffy wee fuckbumper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 "froler la mort n'est rien, passer a coté de la vie est autrement plus grave" french biker proverb. "dicing with death is nothing, missing out on living is far more serious" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 My dad used to comment on drivers ahead of him who were dawdling or indecisive, "Fer Christ sake, he's driving like a fart in a trance." When a person of the younger generation stops in the street and stands close to my main paving mason and starts a loud mobile phone conversation he turns to one of his labourers and says, "Bradley......Start the saw." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 " madder 'n' a box o' frogs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 08:42, MooN said: " madder 'n' a box o' frogs" Expand I voted for Moon because he's a cunt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 08:50, XTreme said: I voted for Moon because he's a cunt! Expand It's a classic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesmoDog Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 A guy at work is fond of "you cum gurgling bug fucker". I doubt it's old but it cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 15:45, DesmoDog said: A guy at work is fond of "you cum gurgling bug fucker". I doubt it's old but it cracks me up. Expand It’s a derivative of “you cum burping gutter slut”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I like, (and often say) '' he's not quite the shilling '' Anyone younger than 60 may not understand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 19:14, boboneleg said: I like, (and often say) '' he's not quite the shilling '' Anyone younger than 60 may not understand Expand Isn't it Full Shilling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 19:20, XTreme said: Isn't it Full Shilling? Expand It might be 'half a crown' or even a 'tanner' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 19:21, boboneleg said: It might be 'half a crown' or even a 'tanner' Expand Used to have a bike mate called Dai Tanner.....who always burst into tears when he fell off! Anyway.....it really fucked his head up that from Feb 71 he was always known as Dai Two and a Half New Pence! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 that guy isn't as green as he is cabbage looking 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 19:14, boboneleg said: I like, (and often say) '' he's not quite the shilling '' Anyone younger than 60 may not understand Expand See also, "A sandwich short of a picnic". "Lost his marbles." "A screw loose." "Away with the fairies." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 21:12, yen_powell said: See also, "A sandwich short of a picnic". "Lost his marbles." "A screw loose." "Away with the fairies." Expand We also say "a few cards short of a full deck" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 21:12, yen_powell said: See also, "A sandwich short of a picnic". "Lost his marbles." "A screw loose." "Away with the fairies." Expand Not firing on all cylinders 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 On 09/04/2021 at 05:33, Catteeclan said: Not firing on all cylinders Expand Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. The lights are on but there’s nobody at home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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