XTreme Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Not happy about it cos it caused this! How did it happen? A fucking swamp turned up from nowhere! So I had to quickly deploy my Namby Pamby motorcycling skills to avoid what was potentially imminent Death and Dismemberment! But I survived......and the bike has now been restored to it's usual condition! 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Christ, your heart must have been hammering like a goodun. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 User error! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, yen_powell said: Christ, your heart must have been hammering like a goodun. It was a close call Yen! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 MEDIC! MEDIC! I bet you saw your life flash before your eyes. I was expecting some ripe swearing in that vid though 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 I bet the mess your arse left after riding through it was worse 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 If I didn't work for myself I'd be pulling a sickie this week! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 By going so slow you made it worse, how long have you been riding ?? Momentum is your friend 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 25 minutes ago, boboneleg said: how long have you been riding ?? On mud? About 2 minutes tops! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 32 minutes ago, boboneleg said: By going so slow you made it worse, how long have you been riding ?? Momentum is your friend Not on them gay tyres Bob 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Not on them gay tyres Bob Exactly! And I'd also add offroad riding ability to that as well. Unfortunately I had neither! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 You kept the bike upright n didn’t break anything, under the circumstances I’d count that as a win. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 42 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: You kept the bike upright n didn’t break anything, under the circumstances I’d count that as a win. I think its a sign of senility that he rode through that chit. My diagNose's is Pre-mature dementia, the signs are muddy butt, clear to me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, Tym said: I think its a sign of senility that he rode through that chit. My diagNose's is Pre-mature dementia, the signs are muddy butt, clear to me. Couldn't turn round Tym.....otherwise I would have. Anybody who chooses to ride through shit like that needs psychiatric treatment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 After yesterday's fiasco with Mudgate the bike is now clean again! And I've just cleaned and lubed the chain. I like to splash it all over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 22 minutes ago, XTreme said: Anybody who chooses to ride through shit like that needs psychiatric treatment. Best fetch a doc for me then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 23 minutes ago, Catteeclan said: Best fetch a doc for me then. Your mental evaluation was completed in 2004 when you bought used DeathWings Dave! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just had to clean my fucking boots......why you Twats choose to get yourselves covered in this shit is beyond me! So I rubbed them down with a wire brush and then washing up liquid on a scouring pad. In the kitchen sink! Which apparently I shouldn't have done.....I should have used the sink in the garage. So I'm in the shit for that now! Anyway......they're out on the line drying now! I've had these since 2003.....and they got resoled two years ago. Fucking things are nearly bald again, and split in a few places......so I'll have to get new boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Word! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 18 hours ago, XTreme said: It was a close call Yen! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just ordered some now Summer Boots...... IXON ASSAULT EVO! Reduced from €120 to €70 HERE! No point in speculating if I'll get 18 years use out of these.......cos I'm not sure I'll get 18 years use out of me! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 3, 2021 Author Share Posted May 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, Six30 said: You been riding on the weekend Six......or just trolling those who do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, XTreme said: You been riding on the weekend Six......or just trolling those who do? yup... out yesterday thankyou very much , nothing as dangerous and life threatening as your adventure , your a brave man . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Six30 said: yup... out yesterday thankyou very much , nothing as dangerous and life threatening as your adventure , your a brave man . Any pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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