Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 For those that weren’t plagued by the daddy or chips? ad a little girl has to choose between daddy or chips. Here’s a far more serious version- motorbike or... Well you say. For me the only thing I can think of that biking would lose to is family. My other half said sex. And being a billionaire didnt even cut it. Is there anything you’d choose over motorbikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Mini bikes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 10:41, Mawsley said: Expand My pops played bass for him for a bit, not long cos he couldn’t stand him “.... nasty piece of work... odious cu*t..” Treated everyone like shit. He was proper fucked up. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 10:50, Slowlycatchymonkey said: My pops played bass for him for a bit, not long cos he couldn’t stand him “.... nasty piece of work... odious cu*t..” Treated everyone like shit. He was proper fucked up. Expand Was he in the band in 78......cos that's when I saw him in Swansea Top Rank? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 world peace..small puppy dogs and pressing wild flowers.. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 11:21, XTreme said: Was he in the band in 78......cos that's when I saw him in Swansea Top Rank? Expand Would have been before then. He played with a lot of different people and had had enough of gigging by 1975 so he left London drove around, stopped in the West Country thought this is a nice place to bring up kids and bought a house, without even seeing it, told my mum they were leaving and didnt have anything more to do with any of them. Being a musician is hard, most develop a more sophisticated musical ‘palate’ than the chart music they knock out for money but they have to perform the same tub thumping stuff over and over. If youre good at entertaining you know exactly how to ramp crowds up and for the muso it becomes quite predictable and tedious. Its why every now and then you see performers behaving in a contemptible way towards the crowd, clapping at them like seals or implying theyre stupid. If it was wine it would be like dying for a good Chablis but everyone always insisting on Liebfraumilch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 As per the topic only thing that comes before my bike is my daughter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 12:47, Richzx6r said: As per the topic only thing that comes before my bike is my daughter Expand thin ice there mate, what about the wife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 17:25, Six30 said: thin ice there mate, what about the wife ? Expand Erm.....nah she can fend for herself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 17:30, Richzx6r said: Erm.....nah she can fend for herself Expand let me be the judge of that , any pics ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Haha thought you'd say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Heres one I prepared the other day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 17:39, Richzx6r said: Heres one I prepared the other day Expand yes that's one worth keeping an eye on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 10:50, Slowlycatchymonkey said: My pops played bass for him for a bit, not long cos he couldn’t stand him “.... nasty piece of work... odious cu*t..” Treated everyone like shit. He was proper fucked up. Expand If your dad was as good as some that followed him then I'm impressed too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooN Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 09/05/2021 at 22:26, Slowlycatchymonkey said: the only thing I can think of that biking would lose to is family. Expand That'd be a bloody close run thing in this house I've had a bike since I was 16 and was a pillion "Biker" behind older mates well before that. I've only had the wife since the age of 27 and the kids since the ages of 31 and 36, so if seniority is a factor... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 12/05/2021 at 09:07, MooN said: I've had a bike since I was 16 Expand And still falling over with them! Less Trail Braking and more Motorcycling Tourettes is what you want! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 17:39, Richzx6r said: Heres one I prepared the other day Expand yeh right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 17/05/2021 at 15:25, Six30 said: yeh right Expand He has a great imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 17/05/2021 at 15:32, Swagman said: He has a great imagination. Expand wank bank , you mean . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagman Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 17/05/2021 at 15:44, Six30 said: wank bank , you mean . Expand You think he has a hole/whole library of them for late night shuffles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 I’d never heard the expression wank bank until I was at a dog show having a lovely conversation with Clare Balding. She took a couple of photos of me n my dog to post on channel 4s Crufts coverage which I didn’t think anything of until a ‘kind’ stranger swooped past while the photos were being taken (I assumed to photo bomb) and leaned in frighteningly close to say directly in my ear “that’s going straight in her wank bank.” Still makes me laugh now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I might choose to get my leg back................ BUT........................ what would be the point if I no longer had a bike to ride. I'm not feckin walking everywhere 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 17/05/2021 at 15:55, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’d never heard the expression wank bank until I was at a dog show having a lovely conversation with Clare Balding. She took a couple of photos of me n my dog to post on channel 4s Crufts coverage which I didn’t think anything of until a ‘kind’ stranger swooped past while the photos were being taken (I assumed to photo bomb) and leaned in frighteningly close to say directly in my ear “that’s going straight in her wank bank.” Still makes me laugh now Expand has Clare Balding got a cock then ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 17/05/2021 at 16:41, Six30 said: has Clare Balding got a cock then ? Expand What’s that to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 17/05/2021 at 17:18, Slowlycatchymonkey said: What’s that to do with it Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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