XTreme Posted June 10, 2021 Author Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 19:54, Sofia said: Its with great satisfaction I find out that it wasn't your choice, so you are a really decent brit! Expand Oh yeh.....I'm actually very cultured and refined Sofia! As well as being a smooth talking motherfucker of course! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofia Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 19:58, XTreme said: Oh yeh.....I'm actually very cultured and refined Sofia! As well as being a smooth talking motherfucker of course! Expand all that will get you places!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 19:56, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Which country has better roads for biking, France or Spain? Expand Most of the roads in this part of France are pretty decent, but there's zero tolerance from the gendarmes for speeding and the limit on single carriageway roads varies between 80-90kph. You don't realise how big France is until you drive from Calais to the Mediterranean. I've not ridden a bike in Spain, so I can't really compare them. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 15:00, XTreme said: She speaks Italian does she Bob? Expand Yes, but after living with me for 30 years I have corrupted her as she speaks Italian with a Bristol accent 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2021 Author Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 19:56, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Which country has better roads for biking, France or Spain? Expand I've only ever driven a car through France......nothing on a bike. And I've never been on any of the country roads there either. But my overall feeling is that Spain does offer a wider variety of roads and trails (every province is different).......and a lot less traffic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 20:17, Tango said: Most of the roads in this part of France are pretty decent, but there's zero tolerance from the gendarmes for speeding and the limit on single carriageway roads varies between 80-90kph. You don't realise how big France is until you drive from Calais to the Mediterranean. I've not ridden a bike in Spain, so I can't really compare them. Expand Ive heard some ‘interesting’ things about the french police, none of it very inspiring! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2021 Author Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 20:54, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Ive heard some ‘interesting’ things about the french police, none of it very inspiring! Expand Their toilets are a bit odd......with just the hole in the ground. I kept on pissing over my trainers! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 20:58, XTreme said: Their toilets are a bit odd......with just the hole in the ground. I kept on pissing over my trainers! Expand You need @yen_powell catheter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 I stopped at some toilets near Calais.....4ft high wall with 3 pans. Could piss and wave to the passing traffic............taking care not to piss on my boots! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 19:58, XTreme said: Oh yeh.....I'm actually very cultured and refined Sofia! As well as being a smooth talking motherfucker of course! Expand You’re fucking delusional you ginger twat! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 20:58, XTreme said: Their toilets are a bit odd......with just the hole in the ground. I kept on pissing over my trainers! Expand Most of those hole-in-the-ground bogs have been replaced with proper ones now, so your trainers are safe(ish) now. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 11/06/2021 at 05:42, Tango said: Most of those hole-in-the-ground bogs have been replaced with proper ones now, so your trainers are safe(ish) now. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 11/06/2021 at 05:42, Tango said: Most of those hole-in-the-ground bogs have been replaced with proper ones now, so your trainers are safe(ish) now. Expand At his age they are safe now anyway, he pisses his pants long before he can piss on his shoes. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 20:58, XTreme said: Their toilets are a bit odd......with just the hole in the ground. I kept on pissing over my trainers! Expand Surely that's what Viagra is for, to keep pensioners' slippers dry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 19:56, XTreme said: He's a thick twat who's never looked at a map Sofia! Expand I have its just wales is wales.....and you can't be a brit without giving the Welsh some stick Rules is rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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