Tym Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Road kill makes good lobster bait. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I work on sewage works and they have a device we call a macerator I've installed a few large ones and if you dropped a body in front of one of those all the evidence will be washed away nasty bloody things. I put the head of an old sweeping brush in one to try and jam it to see if the auto reverse system worked but it just grabbed hold of the brush head and ripped the handle out of my hand and i thought what a great way to dispose of a body 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Fucking hell Fred, I just watched 'a wee beige jobbie' float down there and now our dinner is ready 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 People don’t get banned here, they just disappear. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 “Xripper.. potent monolithic ripper rotors” it even sounds like a death machine 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 Accidental deaths the way to go, no need to try n cover it up then. The xripper reminded me of a guy that came into A&E after sticking both his hands into a wood chipper to unjam it, unfortunately it did and well you can guess the rest, he screamed a lot. Turns out quite a few people get pulled into them every year, a grim end ay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Accidental deaths the way to go, no need to try n cover it up then. The xripper reminded me of a guy that came into A&E after sticking both his hands into a wood chipper to unjam it, unfortunately it did and well you can guess the rest, he screamed a lot. Turns out quite a few people get pulled into them every year, a grim end ay! who the hell sticks their hands into something like that with the device turned on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Pedro said: who the hell sticks their hands into something like that with the device turned on? The 200+ injuries and deaths a year would suggest there’s a few wallies that do. Suppose when you work with it everyday it’s easy to become complacent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Send Gerry and Kate McCann an email they will point you in the right direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 10 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: The 200+ injuries and deaths a year would suggest there’s a few wallies that do. Suppose when you work with it everyday it’s easy to become complacent Err really? It wouldn't matter how many years I'd worked with something like that.......my hands are going nowhere near it......send these people a Darwin award 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 thought about this and its perfect , you wont need to get rid of the body, but there is a sacrifice .... cliff top walk with your dog , no cameras about , push your victim over the cliff , then chuck the dog over with its lead attached to its collar... dog pulled him over officer ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 This is hard to believe but it’s true. The man who owned the neighbouring farm was a friend since forever, I’ve known him and his sons since I was 16. To say he was a character is an understatement, his ears probably burned often, words like bastard and twat were regularly used by people talking about him. He loved to say what he thought and balls to the consequences. For him the ruder the better and there were a fair few people that hated him. I found him highly entertaining watching him upsetting people’s sensibilities with foul language and pointed observations was quite entertaining. He had fallen out badly on different occasions with his wife (they split up and were divorcing), his son (he was cut off and never spoken to again) and was just about to evict his daughter, her husband and his grandchildren from a farm they were failing to turn a profit on which would leave them homeless. Anyway 2017 while all this bollo was going on he was reportedly working on his own and was crushed to death by his own low loader bucket. The police concluded the dog did it. I kid you not. They decided the dog pushed the lever and brought the bucket down on him, case closed! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: This is hard to believe but it’s true. The man who owned the neighbouring farm was a friend since forever, I’ve known him and his sons since I was 16. To say he was a character is an understatement, his ears probably burned often, words like bastard and twat were regularly used by people talking about him. He loved to say what he thought and balls to the consequences. For him the ruder the better and there were a fair few people that hated him. I found him highly entertaining watching him upsetting people’s sensibilities with foul language and pointed observations was quite entertaining. He had fallen out badly on different occasions with his wife (they split up and were divorcing), his son (he was cut off and never spoken to again) and was just about to evict his daughter, her husband and his grandchildren from a farm they were failing to turn a profit on which would leave them homeless. Anyway 2017 while all this bollo was going on he was reportedly working on his own and was crushed to death by his own low loader bucket. The police concluded the dog did it. I kid you not. They decided the dog pushed the lever and brought the bucket down on him, case closed! The dog worked out who paid for the neutering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2021 Author Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Buckster said: The dog worked out who paid for the neutering. Yer Jack Russell aren’t known for their forgiving temperament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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