yen_powell Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 It's finally out and I hardly cried like a girl at all. Sorry about the blurry photo, my hands are still shaking. First wee when I got in a little while ago made me jump, that should ease a bit. I was busting for it, rode like a loon to get home so I could do a sitty down wee. 8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, yen_powell said: It's finally out and I hardly cried like a girl at all. Sorry about the blurry photo, my hands are still shaking. First wee when I got in a little while ago made me jump, that should ease a bit. I was busting for it, rode like a loon to get home so I could do a sitty down wee. Bloody hell i use one of those for drawing wires through conduit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 26 minutes ago, yen_powell said: It's finally out and I hardly cried like a girl at all. Sorry about the blurry photo, my hands are still shaking. First wee when I got in a little while ago made me jump, that should ease a bit. I was busting for it, rode like a loon to get home so I could do a sitty down wee. Glad all went well Yen! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Ouch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, yen_powell said: It's finally out and I hardly cried like a girl at all. Sorry about the blurry photo, my hands are still shaking. First wee when I got in a little while ago made me jump, that should ease a bit. I was busting for it, rode like a loon to get home so I could do a sitty down wee. So what you mean is you were in floods of tears and they swapped the ol dancing sausage for a cheese burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 My knob was tiny and cowering in fear. Something funny I have just remembered. The surgeon squirted gel anaesthetic down the old pipe first. Then whilst he is waiting for the nurses to hand him the instrument of torture he turns to me and casually says, "Don't panic, I'm just squeezing your penis to stop the gel coming back out whilst we wait for it to work." He had to tell me because I had made it quite clear I wasn't going to watch him or his little tv. What a funny job to have eh. Then he said, my CT scan showed my kidneys were now clear of stone fragments although he saw a few small sharp bits wedged between the stent and the uretha. " You might feel them as we pull the stent out!" 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, yen_powell said: My knob was tiny and cowering in fear. Something funny I have just remembered. The surgeon squirted gel anaesthetic down the old pipe first. Then whilst he is waiting for the nurses to hand him the instrument of torture he turns to me and casually says, "Don't panic, I'm just squeezing your penis to stop the gel coming back out whilst we wait for it to work." He had to tell me because I had made it quite clear I wasn't going to watch him or his little tv. What a funny job to have eh. Then he said, my CT scan showed my kidneys were now clear of stone fragments although he saw a few small sharp bits wedged between the stent and the uretha. " You might feel them as we pull the stent out!" I spent the early hours of New Year's day 2020 in A&E waiting to have a catheter inserted after a few beers and my prostate decided that I didn't need to pee anymore! The pain was excruciating, so I completely sympathise with you, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, yen_powell said: My knob was tiny No need to be down about it Yen! I'm sure you'll find a woman one day who's prepared to accept you.....despite your shortcomings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 35 minutes ago, yen_powell said: a few small sharp bits wedged between the stent and the uretha. " You might feel them as we pull the stent out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 I know it sounds too modern for this forum, but I hope your dick is feeling ok now, @yen_powell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 14 minutes ago, Pedro said: I hope your dick is feeling ok now, No skin off my nose Pedro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: No skin off my nose Pedro! Empathy, Pete! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Sorry @yen_powell but i still think of this every time you mention getting that removed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 I've given Yen's dick it's own thread! It'll get messy if his dick starts rearing it's ugly head across multiple threads! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, XTreme said: I've given Yen's dick it's own thread! It'll get messy if his dick starts rearing it's ugly head across multiple threads! How do you know it's ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Pedro said: How do you know it's ugly? The rest of him is.....so why should his dick be any different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Tango said: I spent the early hours of New Year's day 2020 in A&E waiting to have a catheter inserted after a few beers and my prostate decided that I didn't need to pee anymore! The pain was excruciating, so I completely sympathise with you, mate. I've only had a catheter once and I was knocked out when it went in. But I will never forget its removal. The infamous nursing quote of, 'I'm going to count to three'. Then they bloody do it on number two. It was about 5 minutes before my back was relaxed enough to let me put my bum back onto the mattress. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Sorry @yen_powell but i still think of this every time you mention getting that removed Oooh, I'm stealing that! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofia Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 3 hours ago, yen_powell said: It's finally out and I hardly cried like a girl at all. Sorry about the blurry photo, my hands are still shaking. First wee when I got in a little while ago made me jump, that should ease a bit. I was busting for it, rode like a loon to get home so I could do a sitty down wee. Super happy for you!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 17 hours ago, Tango said: I spent the early hours of New Year's day 2020 in A&E waiting to have a catheter inserted after a few beers and my prostate decided that I didn't need to pee anymore! The pain was excruciating, so I completely sympathise with you, mate. A 16 year old Irish nurse who'd never done one before pulled my first one out, I'm not sure who was the most embarrased or who had the bigger look of fear 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, boboneleg said: A 16 year old Irish nurse who'd never done one before pulled my first one out, I'm not sure who was the most embarrased or who had the bigger look of fear You've had it as well then Bob? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 I've had several catheter's but not a stent like Yen although I imagine it's pretty simular ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Just now, boboneleg said: I've had several catheter's but not a stent like Yen although I imagine it's pretty simular ? Op still on for next month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Yes, covid test on 19th , isolate with family for three days and then op on 22nd. I'd say there's more than 50% chance of it getting cancelled though . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Yes, covid test on 19th , isolate with family for three days and then op on 22nd. I'd say there's more than 50% chance of it getting cancelled though . What are Covid numbers like there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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