Buckster Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds. So this an impending ride report thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted July 15, 2021 Author Share Posted July 15, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: So this an impending ride report thread? Damn right, you have sell those epic events, there will be nothing about the royal family in the news next week, it will be all about this, hold on I’m getting a call from BBC News. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 I won't go out Sunday then.....I'll just sit and wait by the computer! This shit should be on PPV! What you say @Clive? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: I won't go out Sunday then.....I'll just sit and wait by the computer! This shit should be on PPV! What you say @Clive? Ride during the night @XTreme . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 I hope to have a ride on Sunday....when it's a bit cooler. https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643097 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Make sure you wear your crotchless leather chaps with pink willy-warmer combo, that should get you some attention 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Clive said: Ride during the night @XTreme . Wild animals on the road! Death and Dismemberment territory! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Mawsley said: I'll live. "All Scottish women are 'ugly as hell'," according to the Portuguese...and they know their shit with this kind of thing. What say you, Pedro? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scottish-women-ugly-hell-womans-12550294 I really have no experience or opinion about Scottish women, here there’s an idea Irish women are pretty green eyed redheads, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Wild animals on the road! Death and Dismemberment territory! Piss poor headlights on the Beemer eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Clive said: Piss poor headlights on the Beemer eh? The fucking things (deer and boar) jump off banks straight into you.....you got no chance. My Dutch mate spent 2 weeks in Granada Hospital after he hit a boar with his Varadero......in fact he was lying in the road unconscious for 4 or 5 hours till an early morning farmer found him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Buckster said: It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 56 minutes ago, XTreme said: The fucking things (deer and boar) jump off banks straight into you.....you got no chance. My Dutch mate spent 2 weeks in Granada Hospital after he hit a boar with his Varadero......in fact he was lying in the road unconscious for 4 or 5 hours till an early morning farmer found him. Plenty of deer around here, used to see them regularly on my way to work. But never seen one splattered on the road or verge. Maybe because we have more traffic around here. Squirrels & Hedgehogs!......a flat one every hundred yards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted July 16, 2021 Author Share Posted July 16, 2021 You need better trail braking skills, there will be a lot of that in evidence on Sunday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 20 minutes ago, Buckster said: You need better trail braking skills, there will be a lot of that in evidence on Sunday. You're not going to do a @Six30 and big this up and deliver nothing are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted July 16, 2021 Author Share Posted July 16, 2021 Just now, XTreme said: You're not going to do a @Six30 and big this up and deliver nothing are you? It will be like a scene from a crap movie, "you are going to need a bigger van". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 15/07/2021 at 10:27, Buckster said: It will be my day off, I have batteries in the magic picture box thingy, so you may all be in for a treat. Castles, a Harley Davidson, Scotland and me, that is pure sex right there. There may be a Moto Guzzi present as well. Certainly no oriental shite. The women will be flooding to the site for this as well as wetting their knickers in anticipation. @Mawsley will wet his pants as well but that is a prostate problem and he does it every day, sometimes more than once. The things I do for you bunch of misfits and inbreeds. Gay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 So where's this Ride Report? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Question is.....where is Six? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Clive said: Question is.....where is Six? Off hunting for other peoples' photos he can use? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Weatherman/woman/non-binary person says 2c cooler tomorrow......will I notice 2c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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